Valentine Jokes Greeting: Little David comes home from first grade and tells his fathe...

Little David comes home from first grade and tells his father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. 'Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish,' he asks, 'will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?'

David's father thinks a bit, then says 'No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?' 'Osama Bin Laden,' David says. 'Why Osama Bin Laden,' his father asks in shock. 'Well,' David says, 'I thought that if a litt