Attitude Quote: Mam:there r 5 birds on tree,u shot1,how many left? Kid:no...

Mam:there r 5 birds on tree,u shot1,how many left?

Kid:none,as othrs fly.

Mam:its 4 bt i lik d way u think

Kid:i hv qustion mam.If 3 women r eating ice cream-

1 licking

1sucking

1biting

which 1 is married?

Mam nervous: d 1 sucking

Kid:no,its d one wearing the mangal sutra but i like d way u think.