Hindi Jokes Quote: Minister :- bomb blast me marne waalo ko 5 or zakhmi ko 3 la...

Minister :- bomb blast me marne waalo ko
5 or zakhmi ko 3 lakh diye jayenge.......
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Santa :- hamarra baap pehle zakhmi Hua,

Fir margaya.....
Hamare 8 lakh bante hai...