Most Shared Fool Wishes and Status Messages

Plz Call Me,
Its Urgent.
Ek Accident Ho Gaya Hai.
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Aap Ka Hi Blood Group Chahiye,
Plz Mana Mat Karna
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Warna
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Gadha Mar Jayega

A - You are Attractive
B - You are the Best
C -You are Cute
D -You are Dear 2 Me
E - You are Excellent
F - You are Funny
G -You are Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING

MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, ZUMBHATIMBAK,

TUMBA, JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA,

VAGIRA, HELULU, HETATA, NARAKA, HIBAHA.

Congratulations!!

you are Perfect "AADHIVASI".

I

I lo

I lov

I love

I love you...

I love you the most.

I love you the best.

I love you a lot..


Because MENAKA GANDHI said " People should LOVE animals.

You will be a ROSE for all TREES

You will be a SMILE

for all FACES

Youwill be WATER FALLS for all HILLS
&
You will be a BROHTER

for all CUTE GIRLS .

I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.

theek kaha na ?

In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R.

SomeOne..

MiSSES YOU.

NeeDS YOU...

Worries About YOU.

Lonely Without YOU.

Guess Who?

THE MONKEY IN

... THE ZOO ...

Gulab Ka FOOL bagon me khil raha hai,
Chameli ka FOOL chaman me mahek raha hai,
Kamal ka FOOL pani me tair raha hai,
Aur APRIL ka FOOL mera sms padhraha hai.

WARNING ! ! !



This is a VIRUS . . .



When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN

I Miss you a Lot Dear....

SENDER:
Aishwarya Rai
+919542496632


Message centre:
+919540099996


" Don't get excited. She sent It to me."

There is a gift fir you.Scroll Down for more info.
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This was your thumb exercise

Latest poem in SCHOOL.

Twinkle twinkle little STAR.I just went to ROYAL BAR.Quarter rates are up so HIGH.
So drink a beer with chicken FRY!

Ya ya yaYa ya yaYa ya
YaYa ya yaYa ya yaYa
Ya ya Ya ya yaYa ya
YaYa ya yaYa ya yaYa
Kya pad rhe ho.
Are pura msg aisa hi hai.
So age mat pado.
April fool.

31st or 1st april doesnt matter. Fool is always a fool,wishing u a very happy n prosperous fools day.To d king of fools by the prince of cools. Its ur day.:-)

You are equal to sixty james bond!


How??


007 * 60 = 420

You are a...

B. I. T. C. H.

Beautiful

Intelligent

Talented

Cute

Horny

Are you smiling now?

*YOU BITCH*

Happy April Fool's Day to the king of fools

Close
your
eyes
and
think
about
yourself
for
30secs.
After
30secs
open
your
eyes
and
you
will
realize
that
you
have....























wasted 30secs. (so think about me)

Us Ne kaha SAM
chalo BAGH mein
tortey hain PHOOL.
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Le Gai Raigistaan
aur bOli APRIL fOoL.

Manzil ki taraf badte chalo. Jo Dil kahe usi raah ko chuno. Peeche walo ko aage na aane do aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo. Tabhi ek achhe TRUCK DRIVER banoge!

I want U to know that U are very important to me, It's impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere.... DON'T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...

A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!

Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha aur dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai ur's own DEAR.

Hi,

Doing nothing?

Then Make a Place,

4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May come there any time!

Ur's Faithfully,

"HeArT aTtAcK"

You are a GHONCHU..

G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique

Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi...

143 means?
Do u want to know
what it means?
Press Down..
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It means
ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE.
Tomorrow I will teach u 144.

Close yours Eyes think about yourself,your face,your style,your hair,your nature,your smile, your looks,........

Now you open your eyes
U have just spent Half a minitue watching a Horroor Movie clip !!!!!

Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.

Plz Open this msg. After 6 days,on Tuesday..I know u can't wait, So, CONGRATZ!! U R D FIRST FOOL OF 2010, APRILFOOL in advnce..

Fill d blanks wid YES / NO / Ok

1) ..... I am not human.

2) ..... I don't have a brain

3) ..... I don't have any sense

4) ..... I am stupid


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