Most Shared Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages

Ek Budiya Cinema Hall Me Coldrink Ki Botal Leke Beti Thi,
Kabi 15 Minute Mein Muuh Ko Lagati,
To Kabhi 20 Mint Mein,
Pas Bethe Santa Ko Gussa Aa Gaya,
Usne Budhiya Se Botal Chini Aur Puri 1 Ghut Me Pikar Bola- Aise Peete Hai,
Budiya Boli- Par Beta Mai To Pan Thook Rahi Thi.

Hum aise aashique hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,
Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge..
Agar wo aajayegi mere jindagi me,
To Reliance ki kasam London me bhi Tajmahal bana denge..

Girlfriend ka Pyaasa
Boy to Girl - Main aapse Friendship karna chahta hun.
Girl - Meri Sagaai ho chuki hai
Boy- Toh Behen banke Apni kisi dost se baat karwa de....

Badla Hai Mausam Aur Thand Ho Gayi Hai
Aapko Yaad Kiye Bina Life Adhoori Ho Gyi Hai
Kya Bhula Diya Humein
Ya Mobile Mein SMS Pack Scheme Hi Band Ho Gyi Hai?

Sardar Dukhi Tha Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyun Tension Me Ho?

Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery Ke Liye 2 Lakh Diye,

Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu.

Santa asks Banta: Tujhe ladki phasani aati hai?

Banta: Nahi..! Santa: Nahi aati to seekh le..

Pehle ek kaagaz ka jahaaz bana..

Phir usay class mein uda..

Mam ke puchne par..

Ladki ka naam lagade..

Bas Phas Gai Ladki . . .

Ek Raat, ek Chor, ek Sardar k Ghar me Ghus gaya aur bola: Sona kaha hai?

Sardar: Ullu k patthe, pura Ghar khaali hai kahi bhi jaake soja.

Zindagi me hamesa 1 baat yaad rakho.

kbi kisi k dil se mat khelo kyuki DIL 1 hi hota hai

agar khelna hai to Kidney se khelo wo 2 hoti hai.

Science Teacher: Bachcho zinda rahne ke liye kya zaruri hai?
Student: itna bhi nahi pata mam?

Zinda rehne ke liye teri qasam..
ek mulaqat zaruri hai sanam.

Sacche Friend ki 3 Nishaniyan:
1) Kamine Kabhi call nahi karenge.
2) Zalim has~has k sms padhenge.
3) Chahe jitni beizzati karlo.
Besharam SMS pura padhenge.

Sweet insult!! Ek ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya.
Ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha
Apne bade bhai ka pair chhu rahe ho kya?
Ladka : Ji bhabhiji.

Apne mobile ko facewash lagakar
garm pani se dhokar use kumkum aur
chawal lagakar mandir mein chadaa do!

Kyun ki SMS to Aap karte nahi, To puja karo!

Jailer – Suna hain tum Shayar ho Kuch sunao yaar . . . .
Qaidi – “Gum-E-Ulfat me jo zindagi kati humari Jis din jamanat huyi zindagi khatam tumhari”

Nikle Hum Duniya Ki Bheer Mein To Pata Chala...
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K Har Wo Shakhs Udas Hy
Jis Ne M0nday Se Phr Job Pe Jana Hai...

Sardar: Station jaane ke kitne loge?
Rikshawala: 50 Sardar: 20 lelo
Rikshawala: 20 main kon lekar jaayeega?
Sardar: tum piche bheto hum leke jaayega.

Inbox Ki Gwahi Or Byano Ko Mdhya,
Nazr Rakte Huye Dhara 420 K Tahat
Sms Pad Rahe Mujrim Ko
Balance Hote Hue B Msg Na Bhejne K
Jurm Me BHIKARI Karar Dia Jata H.

Dosti May To Log Apni Jaan Bhide Dete Hai...
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Lekin
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Apni Jaan Ka Number Nahi Dete.. ;)

Pyaar Ke Geet Gayenge Hum,
Apni Ek Nayi Duniya Basaayenge Hum,
Jo In Hawaaon Se Diya Bujh Gaya,
Unhe Bech Kar Philips Ke Bulb Layenge Hum…

Jab Koi Sms Ni Krta.
Itna Gussa Ata H.
Dil To Chahta H,
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Chapal Utar K
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Aram Se Baith Jau Or
Sochu Sayad Bhejna Nhi Ata Hoga.

Zaruri Nahi Agar Me Aapko,
Sms Bheju To Aap Bi Muje Sms Hi Bheje.
Aap Muje Friz,t.v,cbz Bike,honda City Car,
Mobile Ya Fir Cash Bhi Bhej Sakte Ho.

Ishq me ye anjam paya hai,
haath pair toote, muh se khoon aya hai
hospital pahuche to nurse ne farmaya
BAHARO PHOOL BARSAO KISIKA MEHBOOB AAYA HA.

Hmare Doston Ke Dil Me
Mohabbat Itni H Hmare Liye Ki.,!
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Wo Msg Bhi Krte He To Doctor Ki Tarah.!
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1msg Subah.!
1msg Sham.!
Baki Sara Din Aaram.

Premika premi se: main maa Bannay wali hoon.
Premi: kya baat kar rahi ho tum hosh me to ho.
Premika: haan
Premi: Magar hamne to kabhi kiss tak nahin kari
Premika: haan mai tumhare daddy se shadi kar k
tumhari maan banne wali hoon..

Duniya me 5 muskil kaam,
1.Hathi ko dhaka lagana
2.Machar ki malish krna
3.Chitti ko kiss krna
4.Ziraf ki gardn dabana
5.or ap logo se SMS ki umeed krna.

Aaj Ka Vichar..:)
Jo Baccha Apne Maa Baap Ki
Dil Se Seva Karta Hai....
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Uski "LOVE MARRIAGE" Me
Zyada Dikkat Nhi Aati.!!

Apka nakra no1 Apka sarmana no.1 Apki hasi no1 Apka smartness no1 Apki personality no1 Apki chal no1 Aap dikhne me no1 Or hum fekne me No1

Breakup Ka Faida.. ??
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Mobile Ki Battery,
6 6 Din Chal Jati Hai...

1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi
Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ?
2006 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maa: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!

Agar main sms Na karu,
Reply NA Karu,
ya Miss call Na kar pau,
To Samjh Lena "SMS Ka Raja" Aaram Farma Raha H!!
Par "PRAJA" Apni seva jari rakhe...

Kabhi Bhi Raste Me Chalte Samay
Mobile Me Nazre Mat Lagaye Karo..
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Itna Bhi Mobile Me Busy Na Ho Kyoki Saamne Se..
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Ladki Guzar Jaye Aur Tumhe Pata Bhi Na Chale.