Most Shared Funny Punjabi Wishes and Status Messages

Most Shared Funny Punjabi Messages Wishes
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8 Years Ago | 69 shares | By Rahul # 19

Kudiyan Vich Koi Sassi Labhda,
Koi Labhda Heer
Assi Ta Yaaro Sahiba Labhni,
Te Kuttne Ohde Veer.

10 Years Ago | 53 shares | By Abhijeet # 50

Teri Gali Vichon Langa Ge Jaan-Jaan Ke
Sanu Pata Ae Ki Tu Thane Report Likhvayi Hoyi Ae
JaKe Puch Layi Tu Thanedar Nu
Assi Ohdi Vi Kudi Fasayi Hoyi Ae.

8 Years Ago | 40 shares | By Rajat # 18

Husband: Raat nu main ek movie vekhi
Ek chudail kadi mere agge kadi mere piche.
Wife: Kehdi movie vekhi?
Husband: Apne viyah di ...

10 Years Ago | 37 shares | By Abhishek # 82

Kudi waale pandit nu: Saanu aheja munda chahida jehra kuj khanda penda na howe.

Pandit: Aheja munda taan PGI Emergency ward ch hi mil sakda hai.

10 Years Ago | 36 shares | By Priyanka # 74

Fer Ki Hoeya Je Tu Hathan Te Mehndi La Layi
Hun Assi Vi Sehra Sajawange
Saanu Pata Si Ki Tu Sadi Kismat Ch Nahi
Hun Teri Choti Bhen Fasavange.

10 Years Ago | 29 shares | By Rana # 40

Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai?

Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?

Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai, par saale nashe patte ne mittran di sehat down jehi karti.

8 Years Ago | 26 shares | By Sana # 76

Kudi waleya ne Munde nu puchheya:Tu non-veg khanda
Munda: han Sharab: han Smack: han Jua: haan
Sab kuch negtve hai kujh postive vi hai
Munda: Hanji HIV+

10 Years Ago | 24 shares | By Kalika # 54

2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile,
1st Sardar: chal police ko de ke aate hain.
2 sardar: agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to?
1st sardar: jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha

10 Years Ago | 22 shares | By Charu # 22

Ki kariye lokan da, har gal nu lok jhamela kehnde ne,

Je sms na kariye ta kanjoos, te je kariye ta Vehla kehnde ne!

10 Years Ago | 18 shares | By Jamie Wilkinson # 125

Tussi brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud looking,
intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal
sohne sunakhe Punjabi gabru da sms par rahe ho.

10 Years Ago | 17 shares | By Rishi # 66

Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c

Oh mneu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c

Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c.

10 Years Ago | 15 shares | By Charan # 24

Ek vari jaan mang ke te vekh,
kisi okhe vele yaad kar ke vekh

Je asi na aa paye te samaj jayee..
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Bike vich petrol khtam ho gaya si.

10 Years Ago | 15 shares | By Cassandra Isabel Anc # 128

TEACHER 2 SANTA:-Pandvon ke naam batao,

SANTA:- ik BHIM c, ik oda vada pra c, ik nikka pra c, ik hor c,

te akhir wale da mainu naam pul gaya

10 Years Ago | 11 shares | By [email protected] # 121

History teacher - mughlan ne kado takk raj kita ?
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sardar - page no 15 to 26 tak.

10 Years Ago | 9 shares | By Kankambari # 122

Ek waari ek baba bus wich
ek kuri nu jappi pa lenda h..
Kuri kehendi h wat r u doing..?
Baba kehnda h 'kismat de naal
milda kamliye pyaar buzurga da..'

10 Years Ago | 9 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Jab se Apko dekha hai.
Mera
Raat ko
Din ko
Subah ko
Sham ko
has has ke bura hal ho gaya hai.,..oh Rabba a ki bhej dita duniya te..

10 Years Ago | 7 shares | By Kuldeep # 69

Boy:sohniye tenu padan di lod nhi.
tenu ek ek parchi fadawange.
rakh mitra te yakeen tere 100 cho
100 number dwawange.

Girl:dafa ho pare!pichhle saal tere
yakeen te me befikar hoke aayi c.
pepar c mera chemistry da te mainu
parchi histrory di fadayi c.

10 Years Ago | 7 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Hollywood in punjabi version...
Jurrasic park - dinasour jatt da...
Mr.bean - gunga jatt...
Spider man - jaale jatt de...
Super man - uud da jatt...
Titanic - kishti jatt di...
Terminator - lohe da jatt kad dau watt...
Charly's angel - jatt diya mashukaa
Babys day out - jatt da jawaak paunda gaah

10 Years Ago | 7 shares | By Shubhdeep # 112

A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
"He Vahe Guru meri lottery lagade."

After 11 years Vahe Guru angrily appeared & said,"Khoti de puttar 1 vari ticket to le le"

10 Years Ago | 6 shares | By Varun # 72

Heer Says too Ranjha

Ke Khaatyaa aay main Tere Heer Ban ky'
Ranjha

Saliye Main Kaira Ranjha Ban K SP Lag Gya AAN

10 Years Ago | 5 shares | By sandeep singh # 547

mundeya nu Facebook da nasha afeem varga, Te kuriyan layi fair n lovely cream varga.....!!!!

10 Years Ago | 5 shares | By Sherry # 142

Jutti tang
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jawai nang .
yaar amli. . . .
te . . .
saheli kamli .....
sari umar bande di matt mar dinde ne....

10 Years Ago | 5 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Jat scoter te,scoter 80 te
Jat bulet te,bulet 100 te
Jat alto te alto110 te
,jatt swift te
swft 120 te,
Agge
agge ki jatt ambulance Te.
AmbUlance 130 Te.

10 Years Ago | 4 shares | By jaskaran garcha # 7872

Tutak Tutak tutiya dahi jmalo,
J garmi lag rahi hai tan cooler chlalo,
J bore ho rahe ho tan mera number mila lo,
J msg changa ni lgya tan!!
Mobile nu agg la lo

10 Years Ago | 4 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

What is marriage.
"Marriage langar de parshade wang hundi hai..jis vich chahunde hoye vh koi nukks nahi kadd sakde,sharda te majburi nal chup-chaap shhaki jao.

10 Years Ago | 4 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Daaru pee ke zindagi diyan problems solve ni hundiya . . .
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Problems ta dudh ya juice pee ke v solve ni hundiyaan . . . . .
so chak glassy pa peg
buraaaaaaaaaaaaaah ;

10 Years Ago | 3 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Heart touching line ...!
..!! Jehde kardi si umar bhar sath nibhahan de vaade...
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..Kamlii..!!!
Aj gol gappe piche lad pai...!!

10 Years Ago | 3 shares | By Malkit Singh Gill # 11

JATT:- No if no but sirf jaat
Jain:- na cycle na chain sirf jain
Bihari-na susti na hoshiyari sirf bihari.
Hindu:-na point na bindu sirf hindu
punjabi:-na masala nagheo punjabi saryean da peo

10 Years Ago | 3 shares | By Puneet Mahajan # 1448

Uski Zulfon ki chaon main jb se soya hu,

rabb di soun merian te juaa e ni mukdiyan
<(".")>mummy!
) ) Breek Kangi
_/ /_ Deo.

10 Years Ago | 3 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Saawan ki raaton mein,bheegi Barsaaton main,Hum Hamesha yahi sochte hain k,
K..
K..
K....
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Raat nu Manja kithe daawange.

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