Most Popular Funny Punjabi Wishes and Status Messages

JATT:- No if no but sirf jaat
Jain:- na cycle na chain sirf jain
Bihari-na susti na hoshiyari sirf bihari.
Hindu:-na point na bindu sirf hindu
punjabi:-na masala nagheo punjabi saryean da peo

daru pee k zndgi diyan problems hall ni hundiya ........
but,,
problems tan dudh pee k v hall ni hundiyan ........
so chak glassy.pa peg....
burrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

Kudiyan Vich Koi Sassi Labhda,
Koi Labhda Heer
Assi Ta Yaaro Sahiba Labhni,
Te Kuttne Ohde Veer.

Aj bahut dino baad kitab kholi toh kayi Raaz pata chale jaise ki...

Aa ni aunda.
Aa vi ni aunda
Aa tan pehli var padya.
Aa vi syllabus vich hai?

Husband: Raat nu main ek movie vekhi
Ek chudail kadi mere agge kadi mere piche.
Wife: Kehdi movie vekhi?
Husband: Apne viyah di ...

Padan likhan di ki lodh punjabian nu.punjabi vaise hi hushiar hunde.botal sharab di master kol de k jande number ape 6 to 66 hunde.

Doha guttan te gulabi ful tange-tange,Asi GURDUARE jano nahio sange-sange,Langar ch bathian sanu tera khyal aa gya,Asi rokya bathera dub janyie ni Baba sanu dal pa gya.

Kudi waleya ne Munde nu puchheya:Tu non-veg khanda
Munda: han Sharab: han Smack: han Jua: haan
Sab kuch negtve hai kujh postive vi hai
Munda: Hanji HIV+

1budi mr gyi.
ladies rone lgi'bebe kithe gyi,jithe na dup na cha,
na roti na sbzi,na bijli na pani'
Snta bnte nu "yar dekh budi kite Sade ghr t ni chli gyi"

Jutti tang
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jawai nang .
yaar amli. . . .
te . . .
saheli kamli .....
sari umar bande di matt mar dinde ne....

ik kudi ne slim jahe munde nu msg kita-chehra tera khaas nhi,
haddiyan ch tere maas nhi,
pyaar tenu swaah karan,,
teri tan jeun di v aas nhi..

Raati Sohnya Nu MiLn Gaye Te Aundya Der Ho Gai,
Der Kaadi Hoi Ji Saver Hi Ho Gai,
Fer,
Fer,
. Fer Ki Ji Baapu Daang Laike Baith C Darwaaje Te,Te Saver 6.A.M To PahLa Hi Yaara Di "Repair" Ho Gai...,

Orkut te kudi fasai,facebook te gal chalai,twitter te ma-bapu nu milai,yahoo te divorse ho gya,is bahane yaara da computer Da course ho gya.
;-)

Tutak Tutak tutiya dahi jmalo,
J garmi lag rahi hai tan cooler chlalo,
J bore ho rahe ho tan mera number mila lo,
J msg changa ni lgya tan!!
Mobile nu agg la lo

sante di wife sante nu--uttho ji thodi jaan gud morng kehndi aa..
Santa--chal chaah lai k aa..nai ta dekhi kutt kini paindi aa...

Ki hoya j usnu lag ge mehdi , aasi v sehra sjavage,sanu pta si o sadi kismat vich nahi si...hun usdi choti behan fasavage.

Wife:Tu phull gulab da,
main suraj mukhi.
tu metho dukhi te main tetho dukhi.
Pati:Tu kothe chad k chhaal mar,fir main v sukhi te tu v sukhi

Arz Kia Hai,
Main MAJJH Wechi Me GAAN Wechi....

Wah Wah Wah

Main MAJJH Wechi Me Gaan Wechi,

Meri Appni C Mein Taan Wechi... ;->

BAHUT KUCH DITTA EH RABBA TU MAINU,
BASS IK MEHARBANI HOR KARDE.
JA TAH MILAADE MAINU YAAR MERE NAAL,
NHI TAH BOTAL WHISKY DI MERE MOOHRE DHARDE.

oh kehnda menu apni jaan de de ......
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asi ta kise nu toffee de k raaji ni ..

Main ode layi gaana gaya,,
Tenu sohniye bulande jaan jaan gabru de bul suk gaye,,
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Chandri Vaseline di dabbi fda gyi.

Mitha intzaar te intzaar nalon yaar mitha, Mitha yaar te yaar nalon pyar mitha, Mitha pyar te pyar nalon mithi saadi yaari, ehsaas ton mitha kuch nahin milna lab ke duniya saari.....

Uski Zulfon ki chaon main jb se soya hu,

rabb di soun merian te juaa e ni mukdiyan
<(".")>mummy!
) ) Breek Kangi
_/ /_ Deo.

Oye! Yara ki lagta h, me tenu disturb karne vaste msg karia si?
O na ji na, me to tenu ye khene vaste msg karia si k tussi bade yaad aate ho ji..

Assi pagal thwade peeche,
tussi pagal kisi aur de peeche,
koi aur pagal humare peeche
ha ha .... ha ha
saare pagal aage peeche

What is marriage.
"Marriage langar de parshade wang hundi hai..jis vich chahunde hoye vh koi nukks nahi kadd sakde,sharda te majburi nal chup-chaap shhaki jao.

Raati sajjna kol baitheya der ho gai.
der aisi hoi k saver ho gai.
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fer
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fer- Bapu DAANG leake baitha c,
ghar aundeya hi yaaran di repair ho gai..

Panjabi Larki Ka Izhaar-e-Mohabbat Pe Jawab..
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Boy:
Menu Tuade Nal Pyar Ho Geya A..
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Girl:
Hansi Or Sharma K Boli,
"Dafa O Kuty Deya Buchya"

A punjabi women in London, Telling 2 english doctor about her baby's illnes. . . Doctor My baby is ill 1week da, Na eat da na sleep da, Bus weep da e weep da.

mundeya nu Facebook da nasha afeem varga, Te kuriyan layi fair n lovely cream varga.....!!!!