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Having a wife is part of living.. But having girlfriends along with wife is
'Art of Living'

Roj roj Weight naap ke kya karna hain, ek
din sab ko marna hain, chaar din zindagi
ke, hassi khushi kaat le mere dost,agale
janam me fir 2.5 kgse hi to start karna
hain!!!

'Newton's' 5th law:
'loose motion never comes in slow motion....'
don't laugh..! it true..

Boy says:
ye jo aag dil mai lagi hai zamane mai laga dunga.
Uski doli jo uthi
to.
To.
Koi baat nahi telented hoon dusri pata lunga.

Updesh:
Daru pine se jindgi ki problem
solve nahi hoti.
Gyaan:
Aise to juice pine se bhi…
problem
solve nahi hoti.
Isliye karo wohi jo lage sahi..!!

BEST QUOTE:

"Dont worry when you walk through Your LIFE...

Coz U ve tied me Tightly on your shoes and I wont make U Fall"..:-)

I really didn''t say everything I said.

Let me tell you something that we Israelis have against Moses. He took us 40 years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I''m schizophrenic, and so am I.

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do

I believe in getting into hot water. I think it keeps you clean.

If your attitude is strong enough to kill me,

Mine is intelligent enough to haunt you after my death..!!

I always divide people into two groups. Those who live by what they know to be a lie, and those who live by what they believe, falsely, to be the truth.

If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower.

I took a philosophy test that asked us to explain Nothingness. I left it blank. -Scott E. Roeben

If I''d known I was going to live so long, I''d have taken better care of myself. -Leon Eldred

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left.

I''m tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That''s deep enough. What do you want -- an adorable pancreas?

You''ve got to be honest; if you can fake that, you''ve got it made.

People like crowds. The bigger the crowd, the more people show up. Small crowd, hardly anybody shows up. -Gallagher

The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.

Always forgive your enemies -- Nothing annoys them so much.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I''m not there, I go to work.

Outside of a dog, a book is man''s best friend. Inside of a dog, it''s too dark to read.

It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn''t give it up, because by that time I was too famous.

I don''t care what is written about me as long as it isn''t true.

The free-lance writer is a man who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.

A person without a sese of humor is like a wagon without springs. It''s jolted by every pebble on the road. -Henry Ward Beecher

Coffee isn''t my cup of tea.