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Holi Jokes Wishes
10 Years Ago | 11 shares | By Preeti # 36

Sher kabhi chupkar shikar nahi karte,
Buzdil kabhi khulkar waar nahi karte,
Aur hum wo hain jo 'HAPPY-Holi' kehne ke liye 11 ya 12 tarikh ka intzar nahi karte!

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Holi Jokes Wishes
9 Years Ago | 11 shares | By Pramod # 67

Dekho Ji.!
Saaf kehna Sukhi Rehna!
Abhi Msg Kar Diye He,
Q ki kal 1 rupya Katega
WISH U VERY
@HAPPY HOLI@
Tyohar Apni Jagah he,
aur Bill Apni Jagah.
SAMJHE

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Holi Jokes Wishes
9 Years Ago | 10 shares | By Rana # 40

Pinku (Rinku Se): Kya Baat Hai Aaj Khile Khile Lag Rahe Ho?
Rinku: Majboori Thi Yaar!
Pinku: Kya Thi Majboori?
Pinku: Yaar Holi Pe Logo Ne Itne Rang Laga Diye Ke Nahana Pad Gaya!
Warna Maine Toh Baisakhi Ke Mele Mein Nahana Tha!.

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Holi Jokes Wishes
9 Years Ago | 7 shares | By Kanishk # 26

Apun wishing you a wonderful,
Super-duper,
Zabardast,
Xtra-badhiya,
Xtra special,
Ekdum mast and dhinchak,
Bole to ekdum jhakaas
'Happy Holi'.

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Holi Jokes Wishes
10 Years Ago | 7 shares | By Lokesh # 55

Sher chhupkar shikar nahi karte,
Buzdil kabhi khulkar waar nahi karte,
Aur hum wo hai jo Happy Holi kahne ke liye 28 February ka intezar nahi karte.
Happy Holi..!!

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Holi Jokes Wishes
9 Years Ago | 5 shares | By Neeraj # 32

Happy Holi Sa !!!
'Me ja ja jovu hu,
Mane tharo chahero dikhe hai,
Ii thaaro kusur koni,
Salo sab chahero aaj rangeelo hai !!!'
Sabhi Pushkarna Parivar ko Bhagirath Vyas parivaar, Khamgaon ki aur se Holi ki Shubhkamnaye!!!
!!! HAPPY HOLI !!!

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Holi Jokes Wishes
9 Years Ago | 5 shares | By Kunal # 31

Million Dollar Question - Use less water for Holi.

Bataaiye Paani ke bina Insaan kaise marega

Ans. Paani nahi hoga to insaan tairega kaise?

Aur tairega nahi to doob jayega.

So conserve water, have Happy Holi!!!

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Holi Jokes Wishes
8 Years Ago | 5 shares | By Sourabh # 107

Aapke life mein mithaas ho Cadbury jaise,
Rounak ho Asian Paints jaise,
Mehak ho Axe jaise,
Tazgi ho Colgate jaise,
Aur tension-free rahe Huggies jaise.
Happy Holi ..!!

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Holi Jokes Wishes
9 Years Ago | 4 shares | By Saurabh # 15

Phagun ro mahino ayo,ayo Holi ro tivar, jumo, nacho, rang udao, khushi manao apar, Holi ro ram ram. Happy Holi 2u n ur family..

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Holi Jokes Wishes
8 Years Ago | 3 shares | By Ashish # 52

Holi par sabhi ko sabhi rango se milkar ek rang,
Apko mile jo Aapki khushiyon ko rangin bana de.
Happy Holi To You & Your Family

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Holi Jokes Wishes
10 Years Ago | 3 shares | By Deepak # 110

Aaz is azadi ke awasar par hame ye rakhi ka tyohar acche se manana chahiye aur gharon me deepak jalane chahiye kyonki aaj hi ke din gandhiji ne ravan ko maar kar amerika ko aazad karaya tha, Isliye aap sabhi ko ek baar phir janamdin ki shubhkamnaye. Hota hai hota hai anyway Wish u all a very colourful holi!

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Holi Jokes Wishes
10 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Chandan # 90

Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya,
Humne bhi gehrai mein jaana chod diya,
Holi se pehle hi aapne nahana chod diya?
Happy Holi..:)

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Holi Jokes Wishes
10 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Nakul # 99

Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya,
humne bhi gehrai mein jaana chod diya,
ye kya?
Holi se pehle hi aapne nahana chod diya?
"Happy Holi"

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Points Rank Wishes
Saurabh 560 15 560
Kanishk 521 26 521
Kunal 515 31 515
Neeraj 512 32 512
Preeti 510 36 510
Rana 508 40 508
Ashish 501 52 501
Lokesh 500 55 500
Pramod 493 67 493
Chandan 481 90 481
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