Marriage Jokes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 21

Doctor: U n ur wife have same blood group.
Husband: Yeh to hona hi tha 20 saal se me ra khoon jo pi rahi hai.

Why do we all marry?

Because romance is not the only element of life.


We should also know
horror,
terror,
suspense,
irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.

It's not true that married men live longer than single
men.
It only seems longer.

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over
intelligence.
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over
experience.

Pati: film vich raat ek chudel kade mere, te kade mere pichhe!
Patni: kehdi film si?
Pati: Apne vyah di movie si!

Marriage is like going to a restaurant your choice from the menu,
And then look at neighbourin table n wish you"d ordered that.....

Q: Why do brides wear white?
A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.

A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
"No idea," replied the Father, "I'm still paying for it..."

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

've known many,
Liked not a few,
Loved only one,
I toast to you.

Here's to my bride: she knows everything about me, yet loves me just the same.

Grooms, once you marry, please remember that when you have a discussion with your future wife, always try to get the last two words in: "Yes dear"

May the best of your past be the worst of your future.

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women.

A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.

Behind every great man there is a surprised woman.

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

One day a man inserted an 'advert' in the local classifieds: "Wife wanted".
Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence....(a life sentence!).

I've got a good friend who married a Doctor.
One day he told her: "You need to do something to spice up our love-making".
Soon thereafter, he came home and found her in bed with another man who is also an M.D.
"Why?" asked her husband. "You said I needed to do something to spice up our love-making;
I just wanted to get a Second Opinion", she replied...

Here's to the bride - may she share everything with her husband...and that includes the housework.

The definition of a perfect Wife? - one who helps the husband with the dishes...

Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

A newly married gal got 1st class in her B.Ed xms. Her xcited husbnd sent telgrm 2 her parents - my wife FIRST CLASS IN BED''''

Santa: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.
Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml now it''s 1.5 ltr.

Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye!

Shaadi par wife boli: Aap mere PRANNATH aur mein apke CHARNO KI DASI.
Shaadi ke baad wo ho gaya CHARANDAS aur wo hogayi PRANO KI PYASSI.