Most Popular One Liners Wishes and Status Messages

Very painful feeling in the world..
Being truly in love with someone & still being single….

Life is not about the people who act true to your face‚
it’s about the people who remain true behind your back.

Read this fast.

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OK,

Congrats.

You are selected to work in the 'Railway Platform'

A Classy thought
Sometimes your best feelings are found in the words which you type but never send.

The Best Punishment To A Boy -

Give Him A Mobile Vith Lots of Balance And Girl's Phone Numbers,
And Leave Him At A Place Vhere There Is No Network...

One day our life will flash before our eyes. Make sure it is worth watching.

It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up.

Men only have two faults....What they do, and what they say!

Santa: What do you call a guy who drinks only beer?
Banta: JUSBEER SINGH.

The most unfulfilled desire of all Science Students-
A BOMB SHOULD HAVE FALLEN INSTEAD OF AN APPLE ON NEWTON!!!

wah re khuda tery khudai
kisi ko 1 nhi
kisi ko 2,2 lugai

No matter what, no matter where, it's always home, if love is there.

If u r stressed, you''ll get pimples.. if u cry,u''ll get wrinkles.. So, y don''t u smile & get dimples?

Galiloeo:- Great Mind, Einstein:- Genius Mind, Newton:- Extraordinary Mind Me:- MasterMind, YOU:- Never Mind!

A threelegged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I''m looking for the man who shot my paw."

I l I lo I lov I love I love you... I love you the most. I love you the best. I love you a lot.. Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said People should LOVE animals

life without wife like car without engine.

What country makes you shiver?
Chile.

Why don''t men often show their true feelings?
Because they don''t have any. 1

May they who love you be like the sun when it rises in its strength.

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It''s hard to make a comeback when you haven''t been anywhere.

There were four 80 year old men playing golf. One complained the hills were to high. The second complained the bunkers were too deep. The third said the holes were too wide. The fourth one said ''Shut up! At least we''re still on the right side of the grass!''

How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his whopper.

A Horse goes into a bar and the bartender says
"Hey buddy, Why the Long Face"

How do you make a blonde laugh on a Saturday?
Tell her a joke on a Wednesday.

Why did the punk cross the road?
Because he was stapled to the chickens back.

What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?
Wet feet.

Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other : "Funny, I smell carrots too".

Here I sit in misty vapour in a shithouse with no paper
I have no time to sit and linger watch out asshole here comes finger.