Father: wht abt ur result?
Son: wo headmaster saab ka beta fail ho gaya...
F: wht abt urs?
S: wo khan saab ka beta fail ho gaya.
F: n wt abt ur?
S: Wo dr. Saab ka..
F: u idiot m asking abt urs?
S: to aap kon se prime minister h jo aap ka beta paas hoga