Shaadi ke baad pati ne pucha :
"Tumhare shadi se pehle kitne boyfrnd
the?"
Wife ne 1 lifafa dia,
jisme chawal k kuch dane aur 200 Rs. the.
Pati : Ye kya?
Wife : Mai jab bi boyfriend banati thi to 1 chawl ka dana isme dal deti thi.
Pati (Dane gin ke) Bus 7? Aur ye 200
Rs. Kyun?
Wife : 4 killo chawal bech diye...