Little David comes home from first grade and tells his father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. 'Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish,' he asks, 'will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?'
David's father thinks a bit, then says 'No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?' 'Osama Bin Laden,' David says. 'Why Osama Bin Laden,' his father asks in shock. 'Well,' David says, 'I thought that if a litt