Sardar to Pandit: Aapke sir pe Choti kyun Hai? Pandit: Is se Mere Dimag Me Vichar Aate Hai Sardar: Sala Idhar to pura TATA-SKY Laga Hai Fir Bhi kuch nhi ata.
Koi Kehta Hai Dosti Nasha Ban Jaati Hai, Koi Kehta Hai Dosti Saja Ban Jaati Hai, Par Dosti Agar Sacchi Dil Se Karo To Dosti Jeene Ki Wajah Ban Jaati Hai.