When the doctor came to visit my aunt Claudette my aunt said: ''Doctor, I hope you''re going to tell me that I''m very ill.''
The doctor looked at my aunt said: ''But why? Don''t you want me to say you''re very healthy?''
''No,'' replied aunt Claudette. ''I feel absolutely terrible. And I don''t want to feel like this if I''m healthy. But I''m sure you can make me better.''