Yesterday I was in the doctor''s waiting room and I heard a ninety-six-year-old man pleading with the doctor for a lower sex drive.
''Surely you''re imagining things,'' said the doctor. ''You''re ninety-six years old. Isn''t all the feeling for sex just in your head?''
''Yes,'' replied the elderly man, ''that''s why I want you to lower my sex drive to the place where it might do more good.''