How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it.
How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?
One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, fifty to establish the state production quota, two hundred militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an ''800'' number to order an American light bulb.