When I take a long time to finish, I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time, He is thorough
When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same, He takes the initiative,
When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss, He is cooperating,
When I do well, My boss never remembers,
When I do wrong, He never forgets