ASCII Wishes and Status Messages - Page 8

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HERE IS A LIL
CUTE BEAR WITH
A ROSE TO WISH
U...
HAPPY
VALENTINE''S
DAY
DARLING!!!

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SCRATCH THE SCREEN PLEASE, IVE GOT A FUCK- ING ITCHY ARSE!

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I 23:45 I I Calling... I I I I 999 I I bet u nearly shit yourself.

Have u
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( (..) ) GET BACK IN IT U UGLY FUCKIN PIG

mental anxiety,

mental breakdowns,

menstrual cramps,

menopause...

...did you ever notice how all womans problems begin with MEN!

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GIV ÜS A KISS!

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This is what your bum looks like after 4 nights of anal sex
night 1
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night 2
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night 3
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night 4
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U DIRTY BOY!

GET READY!

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PRESENTING

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reflect a man''s
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I bought u a toy
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Play with it!

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ur da best! XXX

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I

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YOU

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