Funny Quote: 1.All the good girls are either nuns or married .the rest go...

1.All the good girls are either nuns or married .the rest go around with u and ruin your money, health and leave u a total wreck.

2. The more seriously u like a girl...the more seriously her dad will hate u

3. The love you shower a girl with is directly proportional to the number of bullets her dad will be showering at you