Funny Wishes and Status Messages
Funny Messages Wishes
Updated 5 years ago
8 secrets of Success u can find in ur room:
1. Roof says aim high
2. Fan says be cool
3. Clock says every minute is precious
4. Mirror says reflect before u act
5. Window says see the world
6. Calendar says be upto date
7. Door says don't miss d opportunity
8. Bed says sab bakwaas hai. Mast chaddar odh kar so ja
o.
Who is a Girl ?
A Girl is the most Beautiful part of God's creation.
She starts compromising at a very tender age.
She sacrifices her chocolates for her brother.
Later she sacrifices her love for just a smile on
her parents face.
Then after marriage ...
She takes revenge of all things
from her Husband...:)
Define Girls!!
The 1 who
b4 goin out for a party,
facial,
bleach,
waxing,
hair cuting/straighting,
threading,
toning,
scrubing,
moisturhng,
done
&
put on
lipstick,
lipgloss,
lipliner,
perfume,
body toner,
body lotion,
eye liner,
eye shadow,
eye maskara,
foundation,
face powder,
rings,
bracelet,
neckless,
nail paint,
party dress,
Sandle,
Purse and
says: yaar jalde ki bajah se kuch kar nahe payi
Define boy!!
The one who b4 goin to party calls his frnd & ask :
“bhai, tu naha k aayega kya?”
Frnd reply: chal be tere bap ki baraat hai kya..
Boys alwayz rocks…
A day Without Laughter,
Is a Day Wasted~ Charlie Chaplin
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight and this is something nobody can ever deny. Laughter is the greatest medicine. It is good for our soul. We do not pay much heed to the fact that laughter is scientifically proven to increase the number of years a person lives. Laughing lowers blood pressure, reduces stress hormones, and increases muscle flexion.
Well besides these facts, there is a sudden charm in funny things. It can change someone’s entire gloomy mood. It helps create positive emotions and helps us find a frame of mind in which we can more easily cope with the struggles of life.
Well, look at our amazing collection of funny SMS/Messages and forward them to make someone laugh their heart out and be the little ray of sunshine in their life. Make your loved ones feel that you care for their well being. These funny SMS/Messages will make then understand it’s ok to laugh at your own mistakes and flaws are nothing sought of a imperfection.
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