Life is not short, it is being dead that lasts such a long time!
I intend to live for ever and so far everything goes well.
I see things the way they are and say: Why? .................. I dream of things that never were and say: Why not?
All I ever wanted is what others have.
Laugh on your one and the world thinks you are an idiot.
A kiss that says it all is seldom a first edition.
Women have usually nothing to wear and no room to put it away!
The strongest musle of the human body is the tongue.
Time is something that makes sure that everything does nog happen at the same moment.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? Nothing, you already told her twice.
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