Most Shared Cute Wishes and Status Messages

Two small kids – boy and girl were crying.
Someone asked why are you both crying???

Girl said my doll has broken.

Boy said- because my doll is crying.

Bacha: Miss Main Apko kaisa lagta hoon?
Miss: soooo sweet
Bacha: To phir Main Apne parents ko Aap ke Ghar kab Bhejun?
Miss: wo kyun?
Bacha: Taki k wo Humari Baat Karain
Miss: kya Bakwas hai?
Bacha: Tution parhney ke liye…
Miss Aap bhi na cable dekh dekh ke kharaab ho gai hain.

A nursery boy proposes a girl: I Love U.
Gal Replies: Ek thapad marungi khichke.
Boy Replies Mukka to jese tu khaygi nahi phir?
Badi aayi thapad marungi.

Hello!!
What's wrong with your mobile?

I Tried so many times but Every time I call it says-The subscriber you are trying to reach is in your heart!.

2 Judwa Bachche..
1st Hans ke Lot Pot ho raha tha..
2nd Udaas tha.
Dad: Tum itna kyun Hans rahe ho.
Son: Mummy ne itni thand mein
dono bar isi ko Nehla Diya.. haha

1 Bacha bohat der se ro raha tha
Maa ne pocha
Mere laal ko kya chahiye?

Toffee
Bhishkit
Ya
Milk?

Bachcha:
Bas Ek sanam chahie
aashqi ke liye..!!

Mom to her 7 year old kid
lets practice maths ok?
lets start with addition.
Example
Your GF gave u 2 candy and 2 ice cream
Whats ur answer?
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Boy: Love u Jaanu.

A cute boy asks a fallen rose:
Don’t u get hurt wen u r plucked?
Rose replied: No I forget my pain thinking that
i am the reason for someones smile.

Cutest proposal ever by a boy of 5th standard-
Boy- Do you hug your teddy bear while sleeping at night??
Gal- Yes!
Boy- Can I replace it for the rest of your life??

Cute little girl 2 shopkeeper- Jab me badi ho jaungi aap Apne BETE Ki shaadi mujse karoge ?
Shopkeeper smiling - Haan Beta zarur kar dunga,
GIRL - To apni hone wali BAHU ko 1 DAIRYMILK do..!!!

Cutest Proposal by A Boy
Boy: Can you please close your eyes for a moment?
Girl: Ok, Done
Boy: Thanks, What a darkness isn’t it?
Girl: Yeah
Boy: That is my life without you.

Ek bacha boy girl ko kiss karte hue dekh leta hai.
Bacha: mujhe bhi karne do Warna main apke papa ko bata dunga.
Ladki: Le yaar tu bhi karle,
Bacha kafi try karta hai,
Par wo height me kam reh jata hai,
Baccha pareshan ho kar.
“Bhaad mein gayi duniyadari”
Jo kam galat hai.. Wo galat hai.. Main to bataunga!!

1 Bachche ne shivji se cycle mangi, pr use cycle nahi mili to usne mandir se ganesh murti churai aur 1 letter rakh diya agar bachcha wapis chahiye to cycle le anaa.

cute feeling..;
my hands never pain while typing message for you..;
but my hearts always feel pain when there is no reply 4rm u..

Someone somewhere dreams of your smile...and while thinking of you says life is worthwhile. So whenever you''re lonely...remember its true....someone somewhere is thinking of you

yestarday i ask my heart some thing is missing what happen to you. it says their is no heart i miss you my dear .

MOUNTAINS CAN FLY! OCEANS CAN DRY!! YOU CAN FORGET ME! HOW CAN I!!

thanks 4 the nice words. 4 me all i can say u r 1 of the best person i have ever loved and will continue 2 love u. u bring joy 2 sadness an light 2 darkness

Someone somewhere dreams of your smile...and while thinking of you says life is worthwhile. So whenever you''re lonely...remember its true....someone somewhere is thinking of you .

A nursery boy proposes a girl:
I Love U.

Gal Replies:
Ek thapad marungi khichke.

boy Replies
Mukka to jese tu khaygi nahi phir?
badhi aayi thapad marungi.

When u were born, u were crying and everyone round u was smiling.. Live ur life so that when u die, u''re the one who is smiling and everyone round u is crying.

Once a while good people need a reminder of how special and lovable they are... With this message, consider yourself reminded !!

U! I TRUSTED U SO MUCH & UR BIG MOUTH IS NEVER SHUT! WHY DID U TELL OTHERS MY SECRET? U REALLY DISAPPOINTED ME! PLZ STOP TELLING EVERYBODY THAT I M SO CUTE.

I ask Allah 2 make u happy, make u smile, guide u safely, though every mile, grant u wealth, give u health & most of all grant u paradise!

Cutest proposal ever by a boy of 5th std-
Boy- Do u hug ur teddy bear while sleeping at night??
Gal- Yes!
Boy- Can I replace it for d rest of ur life?? ;-)

Destiny decides who you meet in your life.......but only your heart decides who gets to stay in your life. Treasure the one you wish to stay with and live life without regrets.

don''t close ur door wn u feel alon, don''t close ur heart wen u wan 2 luv, an ddon''t ever close ur hands wen u need me coz I vil b holding u til d end.

Somewhere, some dreams of your smile & finds your presence in life so worthwhile. So when your lonely, remember its true that some1, somewhere, is thinking of u.

I always knew that looking back on my tears would someday make me laugh, but i never knew that looking back on my laughter would someday make me cry. miss you.

M-ake the most of it.
O-pen your heart and mind.
R-emember to thank God.
N-ever frown
I-magine me
N-othing to worry.
G-ood Morning!

Wish you have nice day & ofcourse good morning:)