Facebook Wishes and Status Messages

Facebook Status Messages Wishes
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Updated 9 years ago
9 Years Ago | 10 shares | By Shubham # 34

I'm not addicted to Facebook.. I only use it when I have time..
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Lunch time,
break time,
bed time,
off time,
this time,
that time,
any time,
all the time...

10 Years Ago | 5 shares | By Varun # 60

A Boy's Facebook Status
During Class:
I Am Online
From Class....
Comment From His Teacher:
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Beta Test Me 0 Mila Hai
Aa Ke Dekhega Ya Tag Karun..

10 Years Ago | 5 shares | By Ashish # 52

You are My Shona.....
I Dont Want you Khona...
I Need In your Heart
A Small Kona...
If U Dont Like Me....
I Will Start Rona....
and Phir...
Never Chup Hona.....
I luv you alot.

10 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Love # 25

Boy: I heard you are great in
ALGEBRA?

Girl: Yes! why?

Boy: Can you please substitute my
X without
asking Y?

10 Years Ago | 3 shares | By Aditi # 21

Son to His Mom:
Mom You Know Na,
I Love You A Lot.
But Sorry Mom,
I Can't Accept Your
Friend Request On Facebook.

10 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Bimal Dhiman # 120

A Naughty Answer given by a girl
when asked-How you feel when sum1
gives u a flying kiss?
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G!rl - I feel boyz are lazy..

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Reena # 37

Sunglasses: Allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It's like Facebook in real life.

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Agha # 108

Texting + Facebook = Textbook.
Yes, Mom! I am studying.

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Charan # 24

Who says, One can't deactivate one's Facebook account?
I did it many a time.

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Akshat # 42

Guys: Wow, her status is dumb but she's cute. So I'm gonna like it.

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Vijay # 38

Whatever happens, happens for the best
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on Facebook!

10 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Nakul # 99

Thank God! FaceBook and Twitter don't run on Petrol!

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ravi # 96

Studies show that friends who like My Posts have an above average

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Shantanu # 58

Mark Zuckerberg denies keeping his wedding plans private, he posted the full details on Google+ but no one read them.

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Neeraj # 32

I used to wonder what it was like to read people's minds but now that I have a Facebook account, I'm over it.

10 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Deepak # 44

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status.

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kapil # 49

Twitter is a nursery for wannabe Critics. FaceBook for Photographers.

10 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Charu # 22

Men Rule: If you can't convince them, confuse them!
Women Rule: If you can't convince them, unfriend them from Facebook!

Top Contributors

Points Rank Wishes
Aditi 534 21 534
Charu 526 22 526
Charan 522 24 522
Love 522 25 522
Neeraj 512 32 512
Shubham 510 34 510
Reena 509 37 509
Vijay 509 38 509
Akshat 507 42 507
Deepak 504 44 504
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