Facebook Wishes and Status Messages

I'm not addicted to Facebook.. I only use it when I have time..
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Lunch time,
break time,
bed time,
off time,
this time,
that time,
any time,
all the time...

You are My Shona.....
I Dont Want you Khona...
I Need In your Heart
A Small Kona...
If U Dont Like Me....
I Will Start Rona....
and Phir...
Never Chup Hona.....
I luv you alot.

Boy: I heard you are great in
ALGEBRA?

Girl: Yes! why?

Boy: Can you please substitute my
X without
asking Y?

Son to His Mom:
Mom You Know Na,
I Love You A Lot.
But Sorry Mom,
I Can't Accept Your
Friend Request On Facebook.

A Boy's Facebook Status
During Class:
I Am Online
From Class....
Comment From His Teacher:
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Beta Test Me 0 Mila Hai
Aa Ke Dekhega Ya Tag Karun..

A Naughty Answer given by a girl
when asked-How you feel when sum1
gives u a flying kiss?
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G!rl - I feel boyz are lazy..

Sunglasses: Allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It's like Facebook in real life.

Texting + Facebook = Textbook.
Yes, Mom! I am studying.

Who says, One can't deactivate one's Facebook account?
I did it many a time.

Guys: Wow, her status is dumb but she's cute. So I'm gonna like it.

Thank God! FaceBook and Twitter don't run on Petrol!

Whatever happens, happens for the best
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on Facebook!

Studies show that friends who like My Posts have an above average

Mark Zuckerberg denies keeping his wedding plans private, he posted the full details on Google+ but no one read them.

I used to wonder what it was like to read people's minds but now that I have a Facebook account, I'm over it.

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status.

Men Rule: If you can't convince them, confuse them!
Women Rule: If you can't convince them, unfriend them from Facebook!

Twitter is a nursery for wannabe Critics. FaceBook for Photographers.