Fool Wishes and Status Messages - Page 2

Hold ten roses in ur hand and stand before a mirror………….u will see eleven roses

Close yours Eyes think about yourself,your face,your style,your hair,your nature,your smile, your looks,........

Now you open your eyes
U have just spent Half a minitue watching a Horroor Movie clip !!!!!

Wat a RIP OFF!! I saw a book in d store whose cover page read:
'37 MATING POSITIONS'.I took it home, sat in my room,opend it.
Damn it...It was a book on CHESS!

143 means?
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what it means?
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It means
ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE.
Tomorrow I will teach u 144.

Stress test.

Ansr these 2 ques..

1.Which mouse has 2 legs?
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Mickey mouse!







2. Which duck has 2 legs?
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If u ansred Donald Duck - u r under stress...

Because







all ducks have 2 legs!

SO BE COOL....

COUNT the STARS.
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Gin Liye ..?



Lo ek aur "PAGAL" , jo "DIN" me tare gin raha hai.

A baby monkey asked his mother"Mom, why r we so ugly"???Mom said - Thank GOD we look like this, u should see the person reading this SMS

Close
your
eyes
and
think
about
yourself
for
30secs.
After
30secs
open
your
eyes
and
you
will
realize
that
you
have....























wasted 30secs. (so think about me)

Fill d blanks wid YES / NO / Ok

1) ..... I am not human.

2) ..... I don't have a brain

3) ..... I don't have any sense

4) ..... I am stupid


Rply is must.

In your life, when you wake up & don't see any one, then come to me, i'll be there to hold ur hand & take you to the EYE SPECIALIST

Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the...... train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,..... ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!

Last night I Got a severe Head pain...
I went to the Doctor ...
He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person...

" Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?

Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.
You know Whose???
Your Own Stupid!!!

If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.
Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.

MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, ZUMBHATIMBAK, TUMBA, JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA, VAGIRA, HELULU, HETATA, NARAKA, HIBAHA. Congratulations!! u r perfect AADHIVASI.

I wnt u to b wit me in a nice restaurant 2 hav CandleLight Dinner & say thos 3 sweet word 2 u.Pay The Bill

Your girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.

Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the

Roses are Red
Sky is Blue

My Bitch is Pregnant
Thanks to You....

True love is like an pillow, u can hug when you are in trouble, you can cry when you are in pain & u can embrace when you are happy. So when u need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.

Roses are Red
Sky is Blue

My Bitch is Pregnant
Thanks to You....

When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really so cute". U will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit.
Coz liars go to hell.

Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.

Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.

Its on 1st of April. Surprised?

Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled.

If you are in tension,
If nothing seems right,
If u find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions.

When u feel lonly n alone & canot see any 1 around u,the wrld seems 2 b fading away,com along wit me I'l tak u to an eye specialist.

If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i'm cute & if u erase
this, u r jealous of me coz i'm cute!

From :april - Email : [email protected]







ov o

l e Y U

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l e Y u

L V e ou

HARI OM!!
Kabhi Bhagwan ka Naam bhi liya karo.

We've known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?

For pepsi "shahrukh"


For coke "aamir"


For mirinda "vivek"


For fanta "rani"


& For Thums Up "Akshay"


Don't worry
For Bante wala soda "You"
Cheers !!!