Most Popular Fool Wishes and Status Messages

Larkiyon se Dil lagana ik bhoOl hy
Larkiyon k piche jana fuzoOl hy
Jis din kisi Larki ne Apkokeh dia “I LOVE U”
To Samajh lenaUs Din
April FoOl Hai.

O FOOL you are the most BeautiFOOL, WonderFOOL & WolorFOOL Among all FOOLS

Plz Call Me,
Its Urgent.
Ek Accident Ho Gaya Hai.
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Aap Ka Hi Blood Group Chahiye,
Plz Mana Mat Karna
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Gadha Mar Jayega

31st or 1st april doesnt matter. Fool is always a fool,wishing u a very happy n prosperous fools day.To d king of fools by the prince of cools. Its ur day.:-)

Plz Open this msg. After 6 days,on Tuesday..I know u can't wait, So, CONGRATZ!! U R D FIRST FOOL OF 2010, APRILFOOL in advnce..

A - You are Attractive
B - You are the Best
C -You are Cute
D -You are Dear 2 Me
E - You are Excellent
F - You are Funny
G -You are Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING

I Don't Think So ,,,You Are A Fool
But
What's My Opinion Compared To
That Of Thousands Of Others ,,

You will be a ROSE for all TREES

You will be a SMILE

for all FACES

Youwill be WATER FALLS for all HILLS
&
You will be a BROHTER

for all CUTE GIRLS .

I Miss you a Lot Dear....

SENDER:
Aishwarya Rai
+919542496632


Message centre:
+919540099996


" Don't get excited. She sent It to me."

I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.

theek kaha na ?

In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R.

I

I lo

I lov

I love

I love you...

I love you the most.

I love you the best.

I love you a lot..


Because MENAKA GANDHI said " People should LOVE animals.

Gulab Ka FOOL bagon me khil raha hai,
Chameli ka FOOL chaman me mahek raha hai,
Kamal ka FOOL pani me tair raha hai,
Aur APRIL ka FOOL mera sms padhraha hai.

MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, ZUMBHATIMBAK,

TUMBA, JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA,

VAGIRA, HELULU, HETATA, NARAKA, HIBAHA.

Congratulations!!

you are Perfect "AADHIVASI".

There is a gift fir you.Scroll Down for more info.
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This was your thumb exercise

You laugh because
you think I’m fool,
I smile because
I know I’m not

SomeOne..

MiSSES YOU.

NeeDS YOU...

Worries About YOU.

Lonely Without YOU.

Guess Who?

THE MONKEY IN

... THE ZOO ...

Ya ya yaYa ya yaYa ya
YaYa ya yaYa ya yaYa
Ya ya Ya ya yaYa ya
YaYa ya yaYa ya yaYa
Kya pad rhe ho.
Are pura msg aisa hi hai.
So age mat pado.
April fool.

From :april - Email : [email protected]







Read each word reversely: A SUOMAF ROTCOD DLOT EM TAHT YLNO LATNEM STNEITAP EVAH EHT TNELAT OT DAER SMS NEVENEHW STI NETTIRW YLESREVER.

When are you going to marry me? I can live without you. I love you dear, marry me within this month otherwise i will die.
See, how Aishwarya Rai messaged me! Silly girl.


Count S in SIHT SI WOH OT EKAM A DIPUTS YSUB

(hint-

it should be 5)

Read caps word reversely.

u r the biggest fool of the world..
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didnt u read what is given above?
then what?! do u want some certificate?

You are equal to sixty james bond!


How??


007 * 60 = 420

Happy April Fool's Day to the king of fools

Us Ne kaha SAM
chalo BAGH mein
tortey hain PHOOL.
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Le Gai Raigistaan
aur bOli APRIL fOoL.

WARNING ! ! !



This is a VIRUS . . .



When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN

You are a...

B. I. T. C. H.

Beautiful

Intelligent

Talented

Cute

Horny

Are you smiling now?

*YOU BITCH*

eq:1DONT STUDY=FAIL
eq:2STUDY=DONT FAIL
adding eq 1 & 2
DONT STUDY + STUDY = FAIL + DONT FAIL
STUDY(1+DONT)=FAIL(1+DONT)
=>STUDY=FAIL
Hence proved
so dont study..

Close yours Eyes think about yourself,your face,your style,your hair,your nature,your smile, your looks,........

Now you open your eyes
U have just spent Half a minitue watching a Horroor Movie clip !!!!!