j
c
i
o
ju
ch
if
ok
just
che
if my
oka
just
chec
if my s
okay
just
check
if my sw
okay!
just
checki
if my sweet
okay!
just
checking
if my sweet
FRIEND is okay!
The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn''t started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !
Nice people
are blessed people,
ever friendly,
always smiling,
forgive easily,
hold no grudges
and keep no
malice. Send this
to a nice person.
I just did.
Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u -
it''s really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp
.... I''m playing cards and we''ve misplaced the JOKER.
Life is like:
MATHS:
Friend kO
Plus karO
+
Dushman kO
Minus karO
-
Khushia kO
Multiply karO
*
Gam kO
Divide karO
:-
aur
.
Life kO
enjoy karO!
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Wishing u hapiness
as big as Ganeshji''s Appitite,
life as long as his trunk,
troubles as small as his mouse, and
moments as sweet as his favourite Ladoos.
I mixed RUM in water and got drunk.
I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk.
I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again.
Now I have decided never to drink water again !!!
YOU are very cute becos in my dictionary Cute means...
C - Causing
U - Un-necessary
T - Trouble
E - Everywhere
Shakespeare: I am not, nor I can write a lot, but one thing I can say u, forget me not
Friendship is to make not to break.