Most Popular Funny Diwali Wishes and Status Messages

Your Eyes - Pataka,

Your smile - rocket,

Yourbody - fuljhari,
Your style - annar,

Your personality - bomb

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Ab bolo machis jalau,
Happy Diwali...

This Sms Will Explode In 5 Seconds.. :05 :04 :03 :02 :01 (((((boom))))) ****** **happy** *dipawali* ....***.......

This Diwali I Am Sending You CASH:
C-Care
A-Affection
S-Smiles
H-Hugs
* HAPPY DIWALI *

amitabh mere pass rocket hai chahkri hai bomb hai phuljhadi hai tumhare pass kya hai shashi kapoor mere pass ma...chiss hai bhai

KUMKUM BHARE KADKOSE LAKSHMIJI AAYI AAP KE DWAR SUKH SAMPATI AUR SMILE MILE AAP KO AAPAR,DIPAWALI KI SUBHKAMNAYE KARE SWIKAR.#WISH YOU HAPPY DIPAWALI

ho khusiyo aprampar,
sara jahan aar-paar,
daman na chodein ye aapka,
pyaar mile aapko sabka..
happy diwali..

JIS TARAH RAM JI KE AANE PAR AYODHYA JAGMAGA UTHA USITARAH YE DIWALI AAP KI JINDEGI KHUSIYON KA DIYA JALA DE HAPPY DIWALI

This Diwali I M Sending You CASH:

C-Care
A-Affection
S-Smiles
H-Hugs

HAPPY DIWALI

Ashirwad Mile Bado Se
Sahyog Mile Apno Se
Khusiya Mile Jag Se
Doulat Mile Rub Se
Yahi Duaa Karte He Hum Dil Se

Wish U A VERY HAPPY DIWALI

Aai aai Diwali aai,
Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi,
Dhoom machao,
Mauj manao,
Aap sabhi ko Diwali ki badhai.
Happy Diwali...!!

Aane wali diwali mubarak ho..
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Bhagwan kare ye aapki aakhri diwali ho.
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Wife ke bagair
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Ohhoo…. Muskurahat to dekho ladke ki..!

This diwali tumko mile
Rathore ki Aim
Film stars ka Fame
Game show ka Jackpot
Hit film mein ek spot
Jadoo ki chhari
lots of crackers aur phuljhari
Wishing u a very HAPPY DIWALI!

Apun wishing u a wonderful,
Super-duper, zabardast, xtra-badhiya,
Xtra special ekdum mast n dhinchak, bole to ekdum Jhakaas
HAPPY DiWALi....