Most Shared Funny Friendship Wishes and Status Messages

Saato aasmano ki sair hum kar aaye,
Har ek tare se dosti kar aaye,
Ek tara khas tha jise hum saath le aaye,
Varna aap hi sochiye,
Aap is jamin pe kaise aaye!

Bazu-o-me dam rakhta hoon,
Dil me gam rakhta hoon,
aapki dosti ke baad,
logo se wasta kam rakhta hoon,
Pata tha mujhe SMS aayega,
isiliye Disprin sath rakhta hoon.

Friendship Rules

No Drama

No Excuse

No Sorry

No Thanks

& don’t say i am Busy’
Always say yaar Tere Liye to mari jann B Hazir Hai.
Bus kabi Mangna mat.

?Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.
Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.
Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.
Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?
Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai

Agar zinda ho to 4/5 sms bhejo,
Markar aasmaan mein ho toh barish bhejo,
Agar swarg mein ho toh apsara bhejo,
Aur agar nark mein ho toh enjoy yourself!

Rooth kar aap hume bhulane lage
Itne door huye k bahut yaad aane lage,
Kaise bhool jaye ek pal mein aapko
Jab aap jaise dost banane me hume zamane lage

KBhi “Dost” kehte ho

KBhi “Dua” dety ho

KBhi “Neend” se jga dete ho

Magar “Kasam se” Jb bhi “SMS” krty ho sare ghum bhula dety ho.

Mere hasi ka hisab kaun karega,
mere galti ko maaf kaun karega ,
ya khuda mere dost ko salamt rakhna,
warna, meri shadi mai lungi dance kaun karega..

When somebody who’s deeply in love with you
tells you that you’re cute, beautiful, and angelic, I agree.
That’s true, believe me, I swear.
Cause love is blind!

Vodafone walon ka KUTTA
Aaj subah he chal bsa,
Ab wo Monkey se Add krwaana chahte hain.
Tujhe
Meri
Dosti
ki
Kasam,
Kahin Chhup Ja ;o)

Meri Dosti wo daag hai
Jo aap mita nahin paoge,

Bus itni guzarish hai aapse

Ki Surf exel se mat dhona
Varna Dhoondhte reh jaoge

How does Lazy person like u
Take bath during winters :
Stands in front of mirror,
throws water on the mirror
n says
“Chak de Fatte, Aaj too naha he liya fir”

Difference between Best Friend & Just Friend:
When U r in hospital
Just Friend asks:
Tabiyat kaisi hai?
Best Friend asks:
Nurse kaisi hai?

Aaapa
Amere
Apyarea
Asea
Afrienda
Ahoa
AIa
Amissa
Ayoua
Aina
Aaa
Anewa
Astylea
.
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.
.
.
Samajh ni ai na hr
lafz ka pehla or akhri word hata kr parh

Friendship is not a word . Not a relationship . It is a silent promise, which says

“i was
”“i am”&

“i will b”A Headache for u Forever…!

Difference between a Lover and a Friend:
Lover: Jaan, please drive safely and slowly.
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Friend: Bhagaa Saale Bhagaa , Aage Innova Mein Ek Number Item Baithi Hai!

1. Dosti Karne Se Phele Surat Ko Nhi Serat Ko Dekho,
2. Acha Dost Wo Ha Jo Tumhe Khush Dekh K Kush Ho,
3. Asal Dost Wo Hota Hai Jisay Door Reh K Bmohabat Ho,
4. Dost Ki Qadar Karo Q K Dosti Bohut Azeem Rishta Hai,
5. Dost Ko Nasihat Akele Me Karo Or Us Ki Tareef Mehfil Me….

In World 7 Things R Allah’s Gift
1-Mother’s Love
2-Father’s Advice
3-Brother’s Care
4-Sister’s Fight
5-Wife Wait
6-Baby Smile
&
Oye Apni Yari Yar…

Jahan
Dosti Wahan Itebar
Jahan Itebar Wahan
Mohabbat
Jahan Mohabbat
Wahan
Judai
Jahan Judai
Wahan Dard
Jahan Dard
Wahan 2 Goli
DISPRIN…

True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere.

thE tEst oF fRiEndsHip dOseN't cOmeS wHen u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe...

Money may Come and Go. Rain and Cyclone may
Come and Go.
But, If the Teeth Goes,
It Never Comes Back.
So Message Me Regularly.!! Hope You Understand.!.?.!

Sacha Dost Wo Hai Jo
Apki Aankhon Mian Us Waqt
Dard Dekh Leta Hai
Jab Duniya Kah Rahi Ho Yaar
Tum Muskurate
Bohat Ho!!…

FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!

Aik Rupia Aik Lakh Nahi Hota
Magar Phir B Rupia Lakh Se Nikal Jaye
To Wo Lakh Nahi Rehta
Hum Aap K Lakhon Doston Mein Bus
Wohi Aik Rupia Hain..!…

Love Is Like A Pant
But Friendship
Is Like A Chaddi
Bcoz
Pant Phat Bhi Jaye To
Chaddi Izzat Bacha Leti Hai
So Thanx 4 Being My
Chaddi Friend…

Dosti…
Sabd Nahi Jo Kaha Jae
Ruh Nahi Jo Mukam Pae

Ye Vo Ehsaas Hai
Jiske Liye Jiya Jae
To Zindgi Kam Pad Jae…

Hurf Nahi Jo Mit Jaye
Umar Nahi Jo Dhal Jaye
Safar Nahi Jo Mukam Paye
Ye Wo Ehsas He Jiske Liye
Agar Jiya Jaye
Tou
Zindagi Kam Par Jaye…

Friendship is Just Like H2O
No Colour
No Shape
No Place
No Taste
But Is Still Essential For
Living For & Forever!
U R MY H2O…

A Friend Is One Who Forgives Be4 U Say Sorry
Understands B4 U Even Start Explaining
Waits Forever
When U Say 1 Min
&
Stays When U Say Leave Me
Alone…