Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 20

Q-y dis kolaveri di?


Phale ye to pata karo ki melody itni choclaty kyun hai?

Kolaveri di ka pata hum baad me b kar lenge .

Nail paint lagaya jaata h nail mein...

wah wah

nail paint lagaya jaata h nai mein...

Wah wah

ACP-ab tum zindagi bhar sadte rehna jail mein...

Best msg for all the students.....
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Kaash padhai bhi pyar ki tarah hoti.....

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"Apne aap hi ho jati

Ek Bat Bolu...

Nazar Mat Hona,


Bol Du..


Soch Lo...

Hum

Tumhse
Bahut


Pyar





Se Kahate he SMS Karo Nahi to...Mobile Chori ho Jayega

Breaking News"
Aakhirkar pata chal hi gaya ki 2012 mein pralay kaise ayegi..
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5/8/2012
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Friendship day aur "RAKSHA BANDHAN" ek hi din hai.

"ksiko i luv u bolna ho tu kya karen
simple i love u kehde"
mein janta tha aap aisa hi kahenge knk aap ko is k siwa kuch ata nahin

1Hath me Pen
Dusre me Fon,

1Kan Lecture pr
dusra Gossip pe,

1Eye Board pr
Other on Lover,

Kaun bola Student life is EASY?

Studnts r Very BUSY.

Aap se to? Customer Care Best hai.
Bcoz,
Daily
4msgs, 2calls , wohi kar dete hain.
Aur aap?
1Call nahi?
1Msg nahi?
1Miss Call nahi?Hanso mat.
:msg kro

Agar subah jaldi uthne se Takat, Dimag aur Dhan badta,to Paperwla or Dudhwla sab se zyada amir aur budhimaan hote"
So enjoy ur sleep
Aaram se utha karo yaar

Dil Todne ke liye bus yehi baat
Kaafi hai...
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Raat ke 2 baje
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.The number you have dialled is
busy on another call..

Suppose Grlz are intelligent .

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Hahahahahahaha... Mere se to nahe ho raha suppose... tum try karo yaar !!!.....

Every second
god remember u,
Every minute
god bless u,
Every hour
god cares 4 u
bcoz,
Everyday i pray 2 god
"Bina Brain ki item h sambhal lena Prabhu!

Khushi de apko,
Dusri kiran hasi de
Tisri tandurasti
Chouthi kamyabi
Bas kafi ho gaya.
Ab garmi lagegi?!!

Ek Muddat K Baad Uski Aawaz Suni Toh Dil Ne Mujhse Ye Sawal Poochha...
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"Abey Jaldi Yaad Kar 'Kaunse Waala' Hai..!!

agar ghee sidhi ungli se na nikle toh
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toh ghee ko garam kar lo..

har cheez mae ungli karna aachi baat nai hai....

If ever i was rude to u..
If Ever i was angry wid u..
If ever i misbehavd wid u..
Dnt hesitate. BLAME URSLF Galti apki hi hogi,Main to SHONA BABY hu ;-)

don ka intajar to 11 mulkonke saloon wale kar rahe he
lekin wo kaha jante hai ki don to "ganja" hai.................

U r so sweet.
U r so cute,
U r so intelligent.
U r beautiful.
U r lovely.
U r brillient.


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.yeh msg mujhe kisi ne bheja tha.
Aapko to sirf padhya hai...

Jab LADKI Facebook pe tumse baat na
kare to usse kaise baat karoge??
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Uske WALL pe likh do..
Mere inbox me 'I Luv U' kyu bheja re??...

Propose in New Style.
Boy To Girl- Mai Apse Frndship Krna Chahta Hu. Grl- Meri Sagai Ho Gyi H.
Boy- Fir Behen Ban K Apni Kisi Saheli Se Bat Kra De.

kashmir ki vaadiyo me,
Barfeele hawao me,
Jheel k kinare baithe LAILA ne MAJNU se kya kaha?

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Haramkhor Hero mat ban,

Sweter pahenle

Zindagi mein boyfrnd/girlfrnd bnana bhi bahut zaruri h
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Puchhiye kyu??
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kyunki zindagi mein KHUSHIYA hi sab kuch nahi hoti..
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'KANJAR KALESH' bhi zaruri h.;

Sab se bada juta kon hai?!!!
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wo jo kehta hai ki mein pyar mein jan de skta hon

Sara din faaltu ke msg karte ho
Kuch waqt nikaal ke kisi k liye Dua Bhi kar liya kro
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Ek ladkA hai 19 - 20 saal ka Dua karo ki wo



Mujse Pat jaye

sardiyon ka ek faiyda to he
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garmi ni lagti:-

Koi 1 Din Select Kro
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Kr Liya..?
Rply Mat Karna
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Bas Us Din Naha Liya Kro Plz I Know Srdi Kafi H Pr Nahana B Jruri Hai.

maine apni zindgi me sare dhoke hi khaye he....
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apple






orange







chiku







sabzi







to aap bi na,sab dhoke khaya karo.....

Mere chup rehne se naraz na hua karo dosto
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suna hai k smart log kam bola karte hai
<(',')> Oh my God! !! Mummy meri_//_ nazar utaro!

Saari Raat guzar jaati hai bas isi Kashmakash me

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Ye saali rajaai me hawa kidhar se ghus rahi hai...

Don ko sirf 11 mulko ki Police hi nahi main bhi dhoond raha hoon
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Kyuki mujhe RaOne ke paise waapis chaahiye....