Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 25

Define ghanta
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1din ka 24ghanta usme
8sone k
8college k
2 ghumne k
2 khane pine k
2fb k
2mom-dad tt k
padhi k liye bacha kya?

Jub hum tumse pehali bar male aisa laga ki sitare jami par aa gae...........lekin jab barbar milne lage to aisa laga ki jame se yamdutt aa gaya........

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to Pas Jane ka to Sawal hi Paida Nahi hota !

Msg krne se jo darte He..

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Call krne pe jo marte He..

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Badluck to dekHo yaaro????

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Aise dost mere Hi palle padte He!!!

DOST NE KAHA EXAM ME "5TH ANS BTAO!"

DOST NE KAHA EXAM ME"5TH ANS BTAO!"

MAINE KAHA..

MELODY KHAO OR KHUD JAAN JAO:-!

Bahut Sweet h Woh jise hum chahte h

Har pal Khuda se usi ko mangte h

Dil tarasta h use Pane ko

Kya Aapka dil ni karta

"DAIRY-MILK" Khane ko?

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Ye Aankhein aaj bhi us kamine ko talaash rahi hai jisne kaha tha-Sarkari naukari mein aaraam hota he..

Teri jheel si aankhon mein doob jaane ko dil chahta hai
Par phir khayal aata hai, sala apun ko swimming kahan aata hai

Madam-Kaha hai copy kaha hai pen?
Boy-jabse tumhe dekha hai,kya copy aur kya pen,tere mast-mast do nain,mere dil ka le gaye chain...!

Neeche mat dekho. . ,

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BOLA THA NA NICHE MAT DEKHO, KYA MILA ? GHANTA?

Dharam pita:-Not real father
Dharam bhai:-Not real brother
Dharam bahen:-Not real sister
Phir.....
Dharam patni:-Real wife kyun?

Painfull line by a girl after beakup..
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Ab mera kharcha kon uthayega?

Kya dost,tum hamesa pragnant hi rahete ho?Soch rahe ho kyun aisa bol raha hu?





Main jabvi tumhe SMS vejta hoon tumhara delivary report aa jata hai!

Chaand Pe Aapka Naam Likhne Ko Jee Chahta Hai,

Pehli Baat To Je Ke Mera Haath Nahi Jata Hai,

Doosri Baat Yeh Ke Yeh Kheyaal Hamesha Dupehar Me He Aata Hai..

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££ ££ ££ ££ ££ ££

ye lo aapke bacche sambhalo. sb k ghar ja ja kar abhi tak ganesh ji ka chanda mang rahe hai..

DABANG REMIX ...

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G0LI Se Darr Nahi Lagta
Sahab

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B0RI Se Lagta Hy

it's all for boys
Mom dad dwara diye kharche pr karo control
Mom dad dwara diye kharche pr karo control
Mom dad dwara diye kharche pr karo control

kese

avoid girlfrend save petrol...

Suppose You Are Beautiful
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Kamal Krtay Ho Panday G :-)

Sindhi logo ko football aur hockey kyu nahi khilate..?
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socho..
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.kyuki corner milte hi ye dukan khol lete hain..??

I LOVE YOU
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Ki Spelling Check Kar Rha Tha Log Pata Nhi Kya Samjh Lete Hein

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Ary dar mat tera ko drane ka nahi sirf samjhane ka he
tere msg nahi are le
bole tu naraz he kya
bata na mamu!

Q: Why Do We See
"Ye Sab Maa Ki Dua Hy"
Written On Truck n Buses .. ?
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Because
CIVICs n C0R0LLAs Are Usually
The Result 0F
"Baap Ka Paisa"

1 Din Ke 24 'Ghante"
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7 sone ke
8 kamane ke,
3 Traveling ke
1 Toilet-Bath ke,
2 khane pine ke,
2 Biwi Bacche ke,
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Apne liye Bacha kya ' G H A N T A "

3 things are best in life:-

1. Subah ki neend

2. Dopahar ki neend

3. Raat ki neend

Larki new dress pehnay k baad saab say pehlay kya chiz notice karti hai ??
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Haye!! main kahin is dress Main moti to nahi lag rahi hoon

Daaru di sip... Bullet di kik...
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''love relationship''
kade v back maar sakde aa....

lux walo ne mujhse 5 karod ka sawal pucha
HINDUSTAN me aisa koun h jo saal me 1 bar nahata h?
Yakeen mano 5 karod pe laat mardi magar apka nam nahi bola

Tell Me ur

Date of Birth
Place of Birth,
Time of Birth,
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Pata Toh Chale k upar wala Kab Mazak k Mood Me Tha !!

Aye Jaani……
Hum Aankho Se Surma Nahi,
Hum Aankhein Hi Chura Lete Hai,
Taaki……
Surma Lagane Ki Nobat Hi Na Aaye .

Zindgi me jab tumko koi rasta dikhai na de,

koi Manjil Dikhai Na de,
Koi Apna Dikhai Na de,
To tum Hume yaad Karna hum..
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Tumko Eye specialist k pas le chalenge.