Most Popular Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages

Nikle Hum Duniya Ki Bheer Mein To Pata Chala...
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K Har Wo Shakhs Udas Hy
Jis Ne M0nday Se Phr Job Pe Jana Hai...

Jab Koi Sms Ni Krta.
Itna Gussa Ata H.
Dil To Chahta H,
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Chapal Utar K
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Aram Se Baith Jau Or
Sochu Sayad Bhejna Nhi Ata Hoga.

Ek Budiya Cinema Hall Me Coldrink Ki Botal Leke Beti Thi,
Kabi 15 Minute Mein Muuh Ko Lagati,
To Kabhi 20 Mint Mein,
Pas Bethe Santa Ko Gussa Aa Gaya,
Usne Budhiya Se Botal Chini Aur Puri 1 Ghut Me Pikar Bola- Aise Peete Hai,
Budiya Boli- Par Beta Mai To Pan Thook Rahi Thi.

Girlfriend ka Pyaasa
Boy to Girl - Main aapse Friendship karna chahta hun.
Girl - Meri Sagaai ho chuki hai
Boy- Toh Behen banke Apni kisi dost se baat karwa de....

Breakup Ka Faida.. ??
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Mobile Ki Battery,
6 6 Din Chal Jati Hai...

Badla Hai Mausam Aur Thand Ho Gayi Hai
Aapko Yaad Kiye Bina Life Adhoori Ho Gyi Hai
Kya Bhula Diya Humein
Ya Mobile Mein SMS Pack Scheme Hi Band Ho Gyi Hai?

Zindagi me hamesa 1 baat yaad rakho.

kbi kisi k dil se mat khelo kyuki DIL 1 hi hota hai

agar khelna hai to Kidney se khelo wo 2 hoti hai.

Hum aise aashique hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,
Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge..
Agar wo aajayegi mere jindagi me,
To Reliance ki kasam London me bhi Tajmahal bana denge..

Apne mobile ko facewash lagakar
garm pani se dhokar use kumkum aur
chawal lagakar mandir mein chadaa do!

Kyun ki SMS to Aap karte nahi, To puja karo!

Rabb se dua karte hain ki

sab ko khushiyon ka sansar mile, ,

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jo hamara PAGE like nhi karte

unhe apne Gf/Bf se bhai/behan ka pyaar mile

abhi bhi dekh rahe hain ....

Jailer – Suna hain tum Shayar ho Kuch sunao yaar . . . .
Qaidi – “Gum-E-Ulfat me jo zindagi kati humari Jis din jamanat huyi zindagi khatam tumhari”

Inbox Ki Gwahi Or Byano Ko Mdhya,
Nazr Rakte Huye Dhara 420 K Tahat
Sms Pad Rahe Mujrim Ko
Balance Hote Hue B Msg Na Bhejne K
Jurm Me BHIKARI Karar Dia Jata H.

Ek Raat, ek Chor, ek Sardar k Ghar me Ghus gaya aur bola: Sona kaha hai?

Sardar: Ullu k patthe, pura Ghar khaali hai kahi bhi jaake soja.

Ye par le, imp hai exam mein pakka aaega..
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1.name
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ab thanks bol kr rulaaegi kya?
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anything 4 u

1 Larka 1 Larki Ko Propose Karta Hai.

Boy:
I Love U..

Girl :
Thapar Marungi.

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Mukka Bhi Khayegi Phir...

Aaj Hum DIYE Pe Hath Rakh Ke
Kasam Khate H, Roz Padhenge.
Class Attend Krenge, Teachers Ko
Gali Nhin Denge, . . . Abe Saalo . . .
DIYE Me Phoonk Kisne Mari ?

Wen u win,every 1 takes pride 2 celebrate ur victory bt wen u loose,only true frnd holds ur hand sits by ur side n says-'Zalil hi krvaya kr tu hr jagah'

Santa asks Banta: Tujhe ladki phasani aati hai?

Banta: Nahi..! Santa: Nahi aati to seekh le..

Pehle ek kaagaz ka jahaaz bana..

Phir usay class mein uda..

Mam ke puchne par..

Ladki ka naam lagade..

Bas Phas Gai Ladki . . .

Sardar Dukhi Tha Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyun Tension Me Ho?

Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery Ke Liye 2 Lakh Diye,

Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu.

DON KA INTJAR TO 11 COLLEGE
KI GIRL KAR RAHI HAI
MAGAR....
DON KA COLLEGE JANA MUSHKIL HI NAHI BALKI NAMUNKIN HAI
KYONKI....
DON 10+2 FAIL HAI

Zaruri Nahi Agar Me Aapko,
Sms Bheju To Aap Bi Muje Sms Hi Bheje.
Aap Muje Friz,t.v,cbz Bike,honda City Car,
Mobile Ya Fir Cash Bhi Bhej Sakte Ho.

naukar - sahab aapka kutta to admi jaisa dikhta hai.. kya khilate ho?
sahab - kamine ye kutta nahi h. mera beta h CA kar rha h. abhi exam chal rahe hai..

Sacche Friend ki 3 Nishaniyan:
1) Kamine Kabhi call nahi karenge.
2) Zalim has~has k sms padhenge.
3) Chahe jitni beizzati karlo.
Besharam SMS pura padhenge.

A Boy Added A Random Girl
On Facebook

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Girl: Hey Do I Know You ... ?
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Boy: Abay Teri Itni Auqat Kahan...

Aasmaan pr udte hue parindey se kisi ne poocha.....
kya tumhe zammen par girne ka daar nai ....
usne gaur se use dekha aur kaha....
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shakl changi nhi gal ta changi kr......

Sweet insult!! Ek ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya.
Ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha
Apne bade bhai ka pair chhu rahe ho kya?
Ladka : Ji bhabhiji.

Science Teacher: Bachcho zinda rahne ke liye kya zaruri hai?
Student: itna bhi nahi pata mam?

Zinda rehne ke liye teri qasam..
ek mulaqat zaruri hai sanam.

Jo hasaye wo dost, jo rulaye wo pyar, jo jhuke wo dost, jo jhukaye wo pyar, jo manaye wo dost, jo sataye wo pyar, phir bhi dosti chhod k log kyu karte h pyar.