Most Shared Funny Wishes and Status Messages

8 secrets of Success u can find in ur room:

1. Roof says aim high
2. Fan says be cool
3. Clock says every minute is precious
4. Mirror says reflect before u act
5. Window says see the world
6. Calendar says be upto date
7. Door says don't miss d opportunity
8. Bed says sab bakwaas hai. Mast chaddar odh kar so ja

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Who is a Girl ?
A Girl is the most Beautiful part of God's creation.

She starts compromising at a very tender age.

She sacrifices her chocolates for her brother.

Later she sacrifices her love for just a smile on
her parents face.

Then after marriage ...
She takes revenge of all things
from her Husband...:)

Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay?
Rikshawala: 50
Sardar: 20 lelo
Riksha: 20 main kon le k jaayeega?
Sardar: tum piche bheto hum leke jaayega

Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge?
Santa: Biwi Se
Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi
Santa: Maa-Baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyenge
biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega!! :

If Someone Says Bad Things About Us, We Feel Bad ....

If Someone Says Good Things About Us, We Feel Good ...

The Question Is :Have We Given Our Remote Control To Others ?

Beti: Mein padosi se pyar karti hu aur uske sath bhag rahi hu!
Baap: Thanks mere apise aur time dono bach gye.
Beti: Papa mein to letter padh rahi hu!
jo mummy rakh ke Gayi.

World's Shortest Love Story :

Boy :
Hi, you Look Beautiful
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Girl :
Thank You , Bro.

The most 'Sharmnaak' thing these days is to
say...
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that, "I'm not on WhatsApp"..

Define Girls!!

The 1 who
b4 goin out for a party,
facial,
bleach,
waxing,
hair cuting/straighting,
threading,
toning,
scrubing,
moisturhng,
done
&
put on
lipstick,
lipgloss,
lipliner,
perfume,
body toner,
body lotion,
eye liner,
eye shadow,
eye maskara,
foundation,
face powder,
rings,
bracelet,
neckless,
nail paint,
party dress,
Sandle,
Purse and
says: yaar jalde ki bajah se kuch kar nahe payi

Define boy!!

The one who b4 goin to party calls his frnd & ask :
“bhai, tu naha k aayega kya?”
Frnd reply: chal be tere bap ki baraat hai kya..
Boys alwayz rocks…

Bus Accident
Man Crying: Mera hath kat gaya.
Bahut dard ho raha hai.

Santa: Abey chup baith.
Wo dekh uska gala kat gaya,
Fir bhi chup-chaap pada hai..!!

Zindgi ki Shuruat 'S' Se hoti hai.
S- for Suraj,
S- Subah,
S- Sham,
S- Swagat,
S- Samay
Uske bad
S- Sagai
Phir Shadi Phir Sas,
Sasur,
Sali,
Sala
Phir Satyanas!

Ek ladki class me gana ga rahi thi
'O zara-zara touch me, touch me, touch me…'
Tabhi ek ladka utha aur ladki ko chhu liya aur
bola himmat hai to aage Gaa..

Ultimate Quote Of The Century:
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"Celebrating Anything Without Friends Is Like

Enjoying

'Delhi Belly'

On Mute Mode.."

Best Slogan Written
0n The Toilet Wall ...

"Treat Me Well
And
Keep Me Clean,
I'll Not Tell Anyone,
What I Have Seen ..

1dard Naaak Kahani....
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Dekhane K Liye Taiyar Ho Jaiye
1 Chhote Se Break K Baad.

Phone Ke Rishte Bhi Bade Ajeeb Hote Hain,
Balance Rakhkar Bhi Log Ajeeb Hote Hain,
Khud To Msg Karte Nahi Hain,
Muft Ke Msg Padhne Ke Kitne Shoqin Hoti Hai…

Daily 1 Apple
No Doctor,

Daily 5 Almonds
No Cancer,

Daily 1 Lemon
No Fat,

Daily 1 Cup Milk
No Bone Problems,

Daily 3 Litre water intake
Skin Clear,

Daily Mine 1 Post……….. Mood Fresh….

Science Says & I Agree.:-)




My "Cell" Is The Fundamental Unit Of My Life!!!

2 boys with Sardar were going on a Motor cycle.
Policeman gives hand to stop.
Sardar shouted oye pehle hi teen bhete hai tu kahan bethega…!

Golden Thought Of The Day
Girls Express Their Feelings With Gussa
And Tears
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Boys Express Their Feelings With Sutta
&
Beers..

Break-Up Ki 1 Month Baad
Wo Mere Pass Aa Kar Boli..
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Tumhe Pyaar Karne Ki Saza Do Mujhe.
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Fir Kyaa??
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Maine V Jaa K Uski Papa Ko Saab Bata Diya.
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Kasam Se Bohot Piti Sali..

True Story...

In bed,its 6:00 am,

if u close ur eyes for 5 mins,

its direct 7:45,

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but

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in lecture its 12:30,

u close ureyes for 5 mins,

itz stil 12:31:

Agree ??

Height Of Bravery For Girls
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Moving Out Of House Without Make-up

An old Indian woman slips n falls.

She says,

'Hai meri kismat.!'

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A foreigner girl walks past n says,

'Hi....

Merry christmas to u too.

6 things r GOD gifted
1:Mother's Love
2:Father's Advice
3:Brother's care
4:sister's Fights
5:True Luv
6:?
(',')
<))>
_//_
Ab aap kya kisi gift se kam ho.

Navjot Singh Siddhu’s Son in School.
Teacher: What is a Noun?
Son: Mohtarma.. arjh kiya hai.
Kutta bhi hota hai apni galli me King.
Noun is the name of any Person, Place or Thing..!!!!

Jab tumhe dekhu my dil start flying,
Tumse baat karne ko I keep trying,
Jab tu dur jaye I feel like crying,
Arre itna mat chad I was just lying…

Hum Aaj Bhi Dil Ka Aashiyana Sajane Se Darte Hain,
Baagon Mein Phool Khilaney Se Darte Hain,
Hamari Ek Pasand Se Toot Jaayeinge Hazaaro Dil,
Tabhi Toh Hum Aaj Bhi Girlfriend Bananey Se Darte Hain…

Raatan nu nind na aave,
Dine chain na aava,
Jad main rab to pucheya rabba ki ehi pyar hai?
Rab ne muskara ke keha,” Nahi beta, Light de bina Sab da ehi haal hai…!!!!

When you are Single
You see ahppay couple Everywhere,
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But
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When u r married
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you see Happy Singles everywhere.