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11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Charan # 24

Looks may capture the eyes but it''s the personality that captures the heart. Kainis, I have both.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Naresh # 101

At this moment 3.7 million are sleeping, 2.3 million are falling in love, 4.1 million are eating and only 1 cutie in the whole world is reading this message. Naks! Nakangiti na yan!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nimish # 61

If only I''m an angel, I''ll protect you. I''ll lend you my wings. I''ll watch over you. But I''m not an angel, hawig lang.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sujit # 80

God thought that since he couldn''t b everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldn''t be everywhere he made a mother-in-law.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Deepak # 110

Just got my medical exam results. Malala na ang sakit ko. Everyday lalo akong gumaganda at wala raw gamot dito. But don''t worry, di daw nakakahawa. Safe ka.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Raj # 45

I''m so sorry for not telling you this before. You ought to know how smart, cute, witty, sweet, charming, alluring and wonderful you are!... I didn''t know I''ve influenced you that much!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Gaurav # 109

I''m not sure what life could bring you. I''m not sure if dreams do come true. I''m not sure what love can do. But I''m sure about one thing. Cute tayo.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kalika # 54

I may not be Pepsi, the choice of the new generation. I may not be Coca Cola, only the real thing. I may not be Nido, the world''s number 1 but I can be PLDT, clearly for you.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Varun # 60

If you''re not cute don''t continue reading this.... Naks! yan ang gusto ko sayo eh, lakas ng fighting spirit mo! O pumipindot pa! Lupit mo!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Barun # 65

You''ll never know who your friends are… till you stumble and fall. And till you feel his hands on your shoulder as he says, "Yan tatanga-tanga kasi".

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rahul # 100

When she talks about the town, she calls it news. When the town talks about her, she calls it ''tsismis''.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sourabh # 83

If you''re like my pillow, you''re huggable. If you''re like my cell phone, you''re smart. If you''re my chocolate, you''re sweet. If you''re like me, grabe and cute mo naman!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nakul # 99

Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain and that''s where you get your shitty ideas from!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Meenakshi # 127

When somebody who''s deeply in love with you tells you that you''re cute, beautiful, and angelic, I agree. That''s true, believe me, I swear. Cause love is blind!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Bhawesh # 48

Look at the ocean & see God''s abundance! Look at the sky & see God''s glory! Look at the moon & see God''s wonder! Look at the mirror & see God''s Blunder!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Bhramita # 46

My goal is to be a failure! If I reach my goal, I''ll be successful and if I don''t reach my goal, I''ll still be successful

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Vikas # 84

If they say "Good looks could kill", then please don''t look at me! I don''t wanna see you die!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Lokesh # 55

I don''t know how to say this. We are friends but I can''t get you out of my mind. This is wrong but you''re the only one I could think of. This might break our friendship, but I have to say this. Pautang naman!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Yogeshman # 103

Each of us has his own fear but sooner or later we must face it. It takes a lot of guts to overcome it. So don''t be afraid to face your fear. Go ahead, take a bath. Good a.m.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Prem # 39

I live a very difficult life. I''m always hurt! Whenever people call me cute, good looking, smart and lovable, I''m always hurt! Totoo pala, the truth hurts!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rahul # 88

A student writes a letter via telegram to his dad. It goes... No fun, send mon, your son! Dad write back saying...so sad, too bad, your dad!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Divya # 63

When I say good morning, it means I''m thinking of you. When I say take care, it means I care for you. When I say ang cute mo, antok lang ako. Tulog na ko.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ravi # 96

What''s the difference between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of you and torture is thinking of you too much.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Retasha Sharma # 114

You think I''m nice, I think you''re nice. You think I''m kind, I think you''re kind. You think I can be trusted, I think you can. You think I''m cute, and I think you''re right.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Meenakshi # 127

Look at the world around u; u’ll see God''s creativity. Look at the breakfast table; u’ll c God''s providence. Look at the mirror u’ll c God''s sense of humor.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Shinde # 20

Newsflash: Police are looking for a suspect who''s smart, sexy, witty and very gorgeous. They''ve already eliminated you from the list of suspects. Where do you think I should hide?

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Anika # 70

When u r down & no one is there, don''t think of me. When u r crying & no one is there then too don''t just think of me, call me up, my incoming is free.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Aditi # 21

Between the thousand yesterdays and a million tomorrows, there''s only one today and I wouldn''t let this day pass without saying this to you - ang cute ko, grabe!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Meenakshi # 127

No matter how sad, no matter how sick, I feel better just thinking of you... But I''m happier each time I send you a message ''coz I know I''ll be disturbing you!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Jyoti Sharma # 89

I''m afraid to die not because it will hurt or I don''t know what will happen, but because I might be waiting for you in Heaven and be disappointed.

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