Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 137

Aasman Me Kaali Ghata Chayi Hai, AAj Fir gharwali Se Maar Khaayi Hai, Kehti Hai Sudhar Jao, Par Meri Galti Nahi, Baajuwali Aaj fir "Mini Skirt" Me aayi hai.

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Aaj hum aapko pani se coca cola banana sikhate hain.

Ek bottle pani lo
Freezer me rakho
1 ghante baad nikalo
Pani thanda ho jayga
Aur
Thanda matlab coca cola

Today a phone without wire is fashion. One day will come when human without brain will be a fashion. On that day, my friend, u will Rock..

The cultural difference between USA & INDIA...."In USA u can kiss in public places, can''t do SUSU,but in INDIA u can do SUSU in public places,can''t KISS...!"

Baap: Qutub minar kahan hai? Beta: Pata nahin. Baap: Kabhi ghar se nikla karo. Beta: Ramlal kaun hai? Baap: Pata nahin. Beta: Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo.

Once a crow shitted on a sardarji''s head. Sardarjis friend offered him a tissue. "No use too late.The crow is gone!! Sardarji said.wots up my dear?misin u all..

Once Sardar wanted 2 make a STD call 2 Amritsar,
but it was too costly.
Can u guess wht paji did ?
He went 2 Amritsar & made a local call.

Chuha Hathi nu- paji tuhada underwear chahida si.
HATHI-Tu mera underwear pauna a.
CHUHA-Nahin meri kudi da viah a tent launa hai

God asked:"If i make u rich, where would u like to live?"
I replied:"In the Heart of d person readng this msg"
God said:"Sorry dear,you can''t be richer than me"

é@ø@" @My normal heart ECG!
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ECG when u sms me!!!
_/l _/I _/l _/@
I/ l/ l/
& when u don''t sms me . . .
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Arz kiya hai:
Dil cheer k dikhaun to dard dhoond nahi paoge,

wah-wah

Dil cheer k dikhaun to dard dhoond nahi paoge.


Kyonki..





Dard to daant mein hai...!

SHARMA''S SON: Oye Papaji... Bahar darwaje par koi Swiming PooL ke Liye donation mang raha hai SHARMA: Puttar, usko ek Lota pani de de...!

Sternoid,
pharmoc,
glolargingivia,
globardentin.



Ye saari bimariyan daant tutne pe hoti hain.

Sms karte rehna

baaki samajhdar ko ishara kaafi hai....

After a passionate kiss, the girl whispers to guy," Kiss me once more& I will be urs forever!"
The guy ran away saying, "Thanks 4d warning!

If u find a friend better than me, go ahead, i wont stop u but whn he leaves u, luk behind i''ll b there, ready to slap u n ask "HO GAYI TASSALI

Doli wali car dekh ke heer ne chika marian ne,
doli wali car dekh ke heer ne chika marian ne,
kehndi MAIN TA RIKSHE TE JAU,CAR CH TA PEHLA 6 SWARIAN NE.

For tooth paste ad they r showing teeth
For hair oil-hair
For face cream-face
But for whisper ad they r not showing anything....''''JAGO GRAHAK JAGO''''

Ye baadal ye bijali sirf aapke liye hai, Ye mousam ye hawa sirf aapke liye hai, 6 mahine beet gaye aapko nahaye hue, Ye bewaqt ke baarish sirf aapke liye hai.

Arz hai, teri galiyo me na rakhenge kadam aaj ke baad,..........
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Kyunki kichad bahut ho jata hai barsat k baad. Happy monsoon

Fizao me tum ho
Hawao me tum ho
Baharo me tum ho
Ghaton me tum ho
Dhoop me tum ho
shaon me tum ho

Sach hi suna tha buri aatma ka koi thikana nahi hota.

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ofo.
kitne cute ho..
kuch bi bheju pyar se padne lagte ho.!

Baithe tere khayalo mai,kore kagazpe likha tera nam.Tasvir B
bana dali
or likha us par
yah paigam.
Zinda ya murda,pakdne waleko
Rs.5000 inam

bhikari-sahab ek rupiya de do. Sahab-tumhe sharam nahi aati road par khade hokar bhikh mangte. Bhikari-abe tere ek rupiye ke liye office kholu kya?

Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne
Hello kiya,
Wife-Koun Thi Wo?
Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi.

Ek truck doosre truck ko khinch raha tha.Dekh ke sardar haskar lotpot hoke gir pade aur bole:EK RASSI KA TUKDA UTHANE KE LIYE 2-2 TRUCK !!

Dekho Bhul Na Jana , Subah Jaldi Jag Jana, Taza Paani Se Nahana., Fir Mere Ghar Aana , Aur jor Se Awaaz Lagaana.......... "JAI SHANI DEV...."

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dekho g
asi tuhanu gud nyt kehan layi diwar tap k aye te tusi sute pye o!

GRAHAMBEL
found
telephone

EDISON
found
elctric bulb

MARCONI
found
radio

COLUMBUS
found
America



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