The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn't started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !
Hello, U R So, art! S art! m s art! m s art! s artm! m s art! m s art! ms art! m s art! SORRY, this doesn't fit u...
(((((( )))))) (((( @) (@ )))) (((((; <._.> ;))))) (((((( ,__, )))))) You are so... B H o o T I F u L
Some One is Loving You Caring for You Watching over U Protecting U Guess Who? yes GANPATI BAPPA MORYA
I chased love i found friendship,i chased desires i found hopes, i chased reality i found dreams,i chased a monkey and i found you.
Great people talk about ideas, Average people talk about things, Small people talk about other people, And Legends never talk, they send SMS...
Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand
Never start frowning because you never know who's falling in love with your smile :-)
Pleas turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry 370HSSV 0773H
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns
A husband was asked: Do u talk to wife after sex? His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone
Y did US govt stop printing pamela anderson on their stamps?Ans. Coz people started lickin d wrong side!
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either. - Dick Cavett
If you need space join NASA!
HELP: Cops are after a suspect who smart, witty, sexy and good lookin...so where you gonna hide ME?
How many letters in the Alphabet? 19, cuz ET went home on a UFO and the FBI went after him.
Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?
We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like? - Jean Cocturan
When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!
I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back...! Nice Ass.
I saw U on the road that day U Were Looking so fine Ur Face So Divine Ur Walk So Perfect My Heart Started to Sing a Sweet Song??????. WHO LET THE DOGS OUT
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers
Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde? A: There is a stamp on it.
Don't feel sad...don't feel blue...Frankenstein was ugly too...
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