Most Popular Funny Wishes and Status Messages

Zindgi ki Shuruat 'S' Se hoti hai.
S- for Suraj,
S- Subah,
S- Sham,
S- Swagat,
S- Samay
Uske bad
S- Sagai
Phir Shadi Phir Sas,
Sasur,
Sali,
Sala
Phir Satyanas!

Ultimate Quote Of The Century:
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"Celebrating Anything Without Friends Is Like

Enjoying

'Delhi Belly'

On Mute Mode.."

Best Slogan Written
0n The Toilet Wall ...

"Treat Me Well
And
Keep Me Clean,
I'll Not Tell Anyone,
What I Have Seen ..

Ther r 3 rooms 1.Gold Coins 2.Curency Notes 3.Cotton Bags If d 3 rooms catches FIRE. On which room will d ambulance pour water? Rply soon I m waiting.

Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay?
Rikshawala: 50
Sardar: 20 lelo
Riksha: 20 main kon le k jaayeega?
Sardar: tum piche bheto hum leke jaayega

GYAN OF D MILLENIUM-
A woman will always forgive & forget.. But she'll never let u forget that she had forgiven & forgotten.. :-P

Beti: Mein padosi se pyar karti hu aur uske sath bhag rahi hu!
Baap: Thanks mere apise aur time dono bach gye.
Beti: Papa mein to letter padh rahi hu!
jo mummy rakh ke Gayi.

1dard Naaak Kahani....
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Dekhane K Liye Taiyar Ho Jaiye
1 Chhote Se Break K Baad.

Science Says & I Agree.:-)




My "Cell" Is The Fundamental Unit Of My Life!!!

Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge?
Santa: Biwi Se
Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi
Santa: Maa-Baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyenge
biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega!! :

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naak aesa ho jayega agar msg nahi kiya to..

New type of breakup....
Girl:-I wanna breakup with U.
Boy:-Why?
Girl:-U didn't comment on my new picture on facebook.

True Story...

In bed,its 6:00 am,

if u close ur eyes for 5 mins,

its direct 7:45,

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in lecture its 12:30,

u close ureyes for 5 mins,

itz stil 12:31:

Agree ??

To all my frnds:
"If i come to know that i wud die soon, i wud hide it from u till i die, because u idiots will ask treat for that also.

Ocean level syllabus.

Mountain level teaching.

Bucket level we study.

Mug level we answer.

Marks comes in drops.

DAMN TRUE:

Just when we sit down to study,
everything else on earth gets so interesting
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Even just starring at the wall... ;->

Broke Up Letter

"When we were together ,
You always said you'd die for
me...
...Now that we've broke up
I think it's time
You kept your promise !

Doctor after Operation & Students after Exams
Both tel the same Answer
We tried our best cant say anything right now

1st day ur friendship was like a drop

2nd day its like River

3rd day its like Sea

4th day its like an Ocean

NowIts like sunami


HELP!

HELP!

HELP!

A heartbreak is a blessing from God.
It's just his way of letting you realize he saved you from the wrong one.

When you are Single
You see ahppay couple Everywhere,
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When u r married
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you see Happy Singles everywhere.

Break-Up Ki 1 Month Baad
Wo Mere Pass Aa Kar Boli..
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Tumhe Pyaar Karne Ki Saza Do Mujhe.
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Fir Kyaa??
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Maine V Jaa K Uski Papa Ko Saab Bata Diya.
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Kasam Se Bohot Piti Sali..

Behind a successful student, there is a good teacher.
But behind a failed student.....

A beautiful teacher !!!

Do u know that?
99.9% Girls Fail To Give The Answer Of This Question
And Now Its Your Turn
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Whats Your Cell Number?

Main kho gya hun tumhare pyar me tum b kho jao..

Translation in English:

"I'm lost in ur luv, U also "GET LOST"

ATTITUDE DURING EXAMS:

They gave me the questions which i don't know,So i wrote answers which they don't know.
Tit for Tat dis is called ATTITUDE.

Newton's latest law:

To every twist in the question paper,there is an equal and opposite twist in the ans given by the students!!

Wat is d most proudest moment in a students life and specially at time of exam..????
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Standin in middle of d exam nd asking
"Whoever has my answersheet plz return"...

I drink tv while watching c0ffee

I switch 0ff bed when I lay 0n lights

I eat m0bile while talkng 0n apple

C0nfused?
Inshort
I m a studnt & my exams r near:-)