Funny Punjabi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 3

Doha guttan te gulabi ful tange-tange,Asi GURDUARE jano nahio sange-sange,Langar ch bathian sanu tera khyal aa gya,Asi rokya bathera dub janyie ni Baba sanu dal pa gya.

Padan likhan di ki lodh punjabian nu.punjabi vaise hi hushiar hunde.botal sharab di master kol de k jande number ape 6 to 66 hunde.

JATT:- No if no but sirf jaat
Jain:- na cycle na chain sirf jain
Bihari-na susti na hoshiyari sirf bihari.
Hindu:-na point na bindu sirf hindu
punjabi:-na masala nagheo punjabi saryean da peo

Mitha intzaar te intzaar nalon yaar mitha, Mitha yaar te yaar nalon pyar mitha, Mitha pyar te pyar nalon mithi saadi yaari, ehsaas ton mitha kuch nahin milna lab ke duniya saari.....

Panjabi Larki Ka Izhaar-e-Mohabbat Pe Jawab..
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Boy:
Menu Tuade Nal Pyar Ho Geya A..
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Girl:
Hansi Or Sharma K Boli,
"Dafa O Kuty Deya Buchya"

Oye! Yara ki lagta h, me tenu disturb karne vaste msg karia si?
O na ji na, me to tenu ye khene vaste msg karia si k tussi bade yaad aate ho ji..

Ki hoya j usnu lag ge mehdi , aasi v sehra sjavage,sanu pta si o sadi kismat vich nahi si...hun usdi choti behan fasavage.

Arz Kia Hai,
Main MAJJH Wechi Me GAAN Wechi....

Wah Wah Wah

Main MAJJH Wechi Me Gaan Wechi,

Meri Appni C Mein Taan Wechi... ;->

Aj bahut dino baad kitab kholi toh kayi Raaz pata chale jaise ki...

Aa ni aunda.
Aa vi ni aunda
Aa tan pehli var padya.
Aa vi syllabus vich hai?

BAHUT KUCH DITTA EH RABBA TU MAINU,
BASS IK MEHARBANI HOR KARDE.
JA TAH MILAADE MAINU YAAR MERE NAAL,
NHI TAH BOTAL WHISKY DI MERE MOOHRE DHARDE.

sante di wife sante nu--uttho ji thodi jaan gud morng kehndi aa..
Santa--chal chaah lai k aa..nai ta dekhi kutt kini paindi aa...