Most Shared Funny Questions Wishes and Status Messages

Select any pair of Alphabets
Then ill tell you ke aap kis tarha ki mohabat karte hai....,.
MM ??
FF ??
CC ??
AA ??
ZZ ??
SS ??
Reply fast.

Answer

MM...Time pas.
FF...Romantic.
CC...Just Friendship.
AA..Sachi Mohobbat karte ho.
ZZ...Dhoka Dete ho.
SS...Itni Ziyada k Shadi karny ki Planing hai.

Sabse Jyada Nasha Kisme Hota hai?
Shrab Me? No
Pyar Me? Na
Paise Me? Never
Sabse jyada nasha
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KITAB Me Hota Hai,sala Kholte Hi Nind Aa Jati Hai..

3 sawal .pleas reply.

1) Ek din ki zindgi mile to kya mangoge?
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2) Mout samne ho to kya chahoge?
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3) Dost or pyar me pehli pasand?
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reply now

Let me tell u rPersonality,
which 1 do you like?

1.White Cloud
2.Blue Sea
3.Black Universe
4.Sunset
5.Grass
6.Pink Rose
Choose One
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rply me...

Answer:
1.White Cloud=too emotional
2.Blue Sea=intelligent n cute
3.Black Universe=devil
4.Sunset=furious
5.Grass=flirty
6.Pink Rose=you luv sum1 deeply

Teacher: class me ladai kyun nahi karni cahaie?

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Pappu: pata nahi exam mein kiske peche baithna pad jaye..

How to sleep faster..??
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Just Decorate your bedroom to look like a classroom...

Choos 1 relation 4 me.....if you want.....???

1. Best buddy..?
2. Well known person?
3. Best friend.??
4. Only friend.?
5. Boy friend.??
6. Brother.?
7. Sister.??
8. Girl friend.?
4wrd ts msg to ur cntct n get intresting. Reply....

Rply me first....

If a baby is born in Africa...
Wht will b the color of the baby's teeth ?
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Don't stress your brain.
How will a new born baby have teeth?? ;-

Choose b/w 1.2.3.4.5.6.7
after dat i will tell u k jb log apke couple ko stage pe sath bethey dekhenge to kya comments dengey.

Answer:
1.ek dusrey ke liye bne hai
2.nice couple
3.bus theek hi hai
4.wah! kya jodi hai
5.Behen bhai lagtey hain
6.bhut paindu couple hai
7.bhoot aur bhootni ki jodi hai.

1.which is the small est moon?
Ans:-jamoon.

2.which jam we cannot eat?
Ans:-Traffic jam.

3.why is B always very cool?
Ans:-Because it sits in AC.

Want to be 1st in your class ?

Tips :
1. Wake up everyday at 5 am
2. Drink Tea or Coffee
3. Go to school at 6am , and nobody will be there in your class !!
You are 1st in your class.

Sabse bada kaminapan wala mazak kya ho sakta he?
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Think..
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Kisi ke shampoo ki bottle me 'Veet' mila dena....;)

What will be the ad for Petrol in Year 2020?
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Buy 10 liter Petrol & Get 1 Tata Nano free…!!!

Which Colour u want ur partner to wear on ur first date?
Black..
Blue..
White..
Red..
Green
Or
Maroon..
i'll send you the meanings after you reply,

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Black=you luv your partner
Blue=your truly in luv with your partner
White=your luv is pure
Red=your soo Romentic
Green=your luv is just 4 money
Maroon= your not determind to 1 person

Question:-
DUNIYA ka sabse bada aur khatrnaak jaadu kahan hota hai?

Nahi pata!!!!??

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Beauty parlor me..!!

Question- Aisa kya hai jise bina hilaye dulaye upar-niche kiya ja sakta hai?
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Ans- Tapmaan(temperature)
Think Positive!

Similarity between FACEBOOK & JAIL..
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In both cases people sit, waste time and write on Walls..!!!!!......

Agar preshani ka talluq dimag se he to heart attack Q hota he
Or Agar pyar ka talluq Dil se he to pyar me log Pagal Q ho jate hai

Why Do Students Sleep For Long Hours..??

Fantastic Answer Said By Students..
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'Our Dreams R Always BIG'!

Question of the day
World Me Esa Konsa Writer He Jo Kabi Khud Nhi Likhta?
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Socho
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or Socho
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Ans:Type-Writer

Q. Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

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A. Because they have big fingers..

If Child Labour Is A Crime
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Then Why Teacher Gives
Homework ??

Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam?

bcoz it means...





E-End of
T-thinking
C-capacity.

Hurry up, Fill in the blanks with “HAAN” or “NAHIN”
1. ______ main insaan nahin hoon.
2. ______ main hi chor hoon.
3. ______ mera koi ilaz nahin hai.
4. ______ main hi idiot hoon
Let me see who is brave !!!

Wht is the Diff b/w
Young Age & Old Age?

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Simple..

In Young Age
Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers..

In Old Age
Its Full of Doctors Numbers..!-

What Is The Difference b/w
GHAZAL & LECTURE..

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Every Word Spoken By Others Wife Is.. GHAZAL

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Every Word Spoken By Own Wife Is.. LECTURE

V Pronounce 22 as TwentyTwo, 33 as Thirty Three,
44 as FortyFour,
55 as FiftyFive, Why not 11 as OnetyOne?
Doubt By last bench asociation...

Agar 'Laughing Buddha'serious ho jaye to uska naam kya hoga?
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'Gautam Gambhir'

Yarr Ek baat batao
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1+1=
2+2=
4+4=
8+8=
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In sab sawalo ka jawab plus k bajay - karne par 0 kyo aata hai?

Difference between rain in INDIA and DUBAI:


In Dubai after rain,water disappears in 5 mins.



In india after rain,the road disappears in 5 mins...!