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Updated 7 years ago
7 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Rishi # 66

The trouble with political jokes is that very often they get elected.

7 Years Ago | 4 shares | By Neeraj # 32

'Newton's' 5th law:
'loose motion never comes in slow motion....'
don't laugh..! it true..

8 Years Ago | 8 shares | By Sherry # 142

If your attitude is strong enough to kill me,

Mine is intelligent enough to haunt you after my death..!!

8 Years Ago | 11 shares | By Bhawesh # 48

Roj roj Weight naap ke kya karna hain, ek
din sab ko marna hain, chaar din zindagi
ke, hassi khushi kaat le mere dost,agale
janam me fir 2.5 kgse hi to start karna
hain!!!

8 Years Ago | 3 shares | By Divya # 91

Boy says:
ye jo aag dil mai lagi hai zamane mai laga dunga.
Uski doli jo uthi
to.
To.
Koi baat nahi telented hoon dusri pata lunga.

9 Years Ago | 5 shares | By Nitin # 119

Updesh:
Daru pine se jindgi ki problem
solve nahi hoti.
Gyaan:
Aise to juice pine se bhi…
problem
solve nahi hoti.
Isliye karo wohi jo lage sahi..!!

9 Years Ago | 1 shares | By rathna poornima # 1105

BEST QUOTE:

"Dont worry when you walk through Your LIFE...

Coz U ve tied me Tightly on your shoes and I wont make U Fall"..:-)

9 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Muhammad Jeelani # 305

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do

10 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Raj # 45

Heart touching message:
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Having a wife is part of living.. But having girlfriends along with wife is
'Art of Living'

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Retasha Sharma # 114

I''m tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That''s deep enough. What do you want -- an adorable pancreas?

10 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Vikas # 84

The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Divya # 91

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left.

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kapil # 49

You''ve got to be honest; if you can fake that, you''ve got it made.

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Varun # 60

If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower.

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sachin # 56

I believe in getting into hot water. I think it keeps you clean.

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Shiba # 79

It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn''t give it up, because by that time I was too famous.

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Yogeshman # 103

A verbal contract is not worth the paper it''s written on.

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Gaurav # 109

Art, like morality, consists in drawing the line somewhere.

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Abhinav # 59

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I''m not there, I go to work.

10 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Charan # 24

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her.

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kanishk # 26

I always divide people into two groups. Those who live by what they know to be a lie, and those who live by what they believe, falsely, to be the truth.

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Md # 53

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I''m schizophrenic, and so am I.

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Vibhu # 29

A horse may be coaxed to drink, but a pencil must be lead.

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sana # 76

Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it''s filled with wisdom. Sometimes it''s filled with feet.

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Yogeshman # 103

I really didn''t say everything I said.

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nitin Dhiman # 130

The free-lance writer is a man who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nitin Dhiman # 126

Always forgive your enemies -- Nothing annoys them so much.

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Md # 53

Let me tell you something that we Israelis have against Moses. He took us 40 years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil.

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Mansi # 51

I don''t care what is written about me as long as it isn''t true.

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Amar # 68

Every crowd has a silver lining.

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