Most Shared Funny Shayari Wishes and Status Messages

Mera Naam Bol Ke Soya Karo, Khidki Khol Takia Mod Ke Soya Karo, Hum bhi Aayenge Tumhare Khayalo Me Isliye Thodi Jagah Chod Ke Soya karo.

KISI KO apna banalo YA kisi k ho jao,
AGAR kuch bhi nahi hota to...
DON'T WORRY
chadar-takiya lo aur so jao.
good ni8...

Dil mein khuda hai,
Ankho mein nasha hai,
Bato mein maza hai,
Chahat mein ada hai,
Andaz bhi juda hai,
Dosti mein wafa hai,
Arey yaar.. Isiliye to sari
duniya HUM par fida hai.

Dosti agar buri hai to hone mat do,
Ho gai to use khone mat do,
Aur agar dost ho sabse pyara to
us dost ko chain ki neend sone mat do.

Muqaddar mein raat ki neend nahi to kya hua…,

Hum bhi muqaddar ko dhoka de kar din ko so jatay hain....

(',')/ Oh my God
<) ( I am SO INTELLIGENT!
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Arz Kiya hai..

Dil hai sachha aur dimaag hai Kachha,
Wah wah..

Dil hai sachha aur dimaag hai Kachha,
Wah wah..

Tere msgs nahi aa rahe kya baat hai Bachha..!!

Jivan mein har jagah hum 'Jeet' chahte hain,
Sirf Phool wale ki dukan hi aisi jahah hai
Jahan hum bolte he "Har chahiyeg" kyun ki
hum Bhgwan se 'Jeet' nhi skte.!

Jab dekha unhone tirchi nazar se,
Kasam khuda ki madhosh ho gaye hum,
Par jab pata chala nazar parmanant tirchi hai,
To wahi khade-khade behosh ho gaye hum.

Dost ruthe to rab ruthe,
fir ruthe to jag chhute,
agar fir ruthe dil tute,
aur agar fir ruthe?
nikal danda
maar sale ko jab tak danda na tute.

Har doori mitani padhti hai,
har baat btani padhti hai,
lagta hai dosto ke pass waqt hi nahi hai,
aaj kal
khud apni yaad dilaani padhti hai.

Teri khamoshi aur
udasi ki wajah hum samajh na sake ae dost,

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Wo to shaam ko teri mummy ne bataya
ke aaj teri chappal se pitai hui hai!!

Salam Arz Hai
Jawab Karz Hai
Dena Farz Hai
Na Dena Marz Hai
Na Koi Garz Hai
Bas Itna Arz Hai
Agar SMS Padhna Pasand Hai
To BHEJNA Bhi Farz Hai...!

Hum Gum Chupa Ke Muskurate Gaye,

Wo Hadd Se Jyada Satate Gaye,

Meri Aankho Se Ghata Barasati Gayi,

Aur Wo Sawan Samaj Ke Nahate Gaye.

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Dhadkan dil ki ruk jati hai,
Sanse aksar tham jati hai,
Bahut buri halat hoti hai yaaro,
Jab
Girlfriend se shadi karne ki naubat aati hai..!!

Dhup Me Chamakti Profile Hai,
Sabse Aalag Tera Style Hai,
Kya Ada Hai Kya Smile Hai,
Naak Pochhne Ki Akal Nahi,
Aur Hath Me Mobile Hai.

Zamin par wo mera naam likhte hai aur mitate hai.

Unka to timepass ho jata hai….

Kambhakt mitti mein hum mil jate hai.

Dil ke arman aansuo mein bah gaye..
Hum gali me the gali mein hi reh gaye..
Light chali gayi thi… to

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Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unsi mummy se keh gaye!

Nazar mili jab wo akeli thi,
Dosti hui tab sath saheli thi,
Pyar hua to vo paheli thi,
2sre ke sath bhag gai tab pata chala..
Wo us area ki CHIKNI CHAMELI thi.

SMART Ho Aap Toh Bure Hm B Nhi
INTELLIGENT Ho Ap Toh Buddhu Hm B Nhi
Dosti Kr K Kehte Ho Busy H Hm
Yaad Karna Hmse Sikho Free Toh Hm B Nhi

Bhaiyo aur Only Bhaiyo,

Nind Nahi Aati Mujhe Tab Se,
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Mujhe Nind Nahi Aati Tab Se,
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5 Rupye Khoyehai Jab Se..

Mat kar mere dost hasino se mohabbat,
Wo aankho se waar karti hain,
Maine inhi aankho se dekha hai,
Ki wo kitno se pyaar karti hain!

Pahli baar kisi chahre pe nigah thehri hai,
Uski aankhe saagar se bhi zyaada gehri hai
Thak gaya apne pyaar ka izhar krte krte
tab pata chala wo dono kaan se behri hai..

Hmare Dil ne chaha tb-tb aap Jaage the,

Hmare Dil ne chaha tb-tb aap jaage the,

Q k wo Hm hi the jo Apke Ghar ki Ghanti bja k Bhaage the..

Arz kiya he

Tere pyar ke saaye ne mujhe aisa pyasa banaya,

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wah wah

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Tere pyar ke saaye ne mujhe aisa pyasa banaya,

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wah wah

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Tu 2 min ruk.. mei pani pi ke aaya

Gor pharmaiyega..

AaJ KaL Ki Ladkiya Husn Pe NaaZ Karti Hai..

Wah...wah...

AaJ KaL Ki Ladkiya Husn Pe NaaZKarti Hai..

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Grammar to aata nahi Magar english mein baat karti hai

Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai,
Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ehsaas hai,
Kehne ko bohut apnay magar tu ek khas hai,
Zyada emotional na hona uper sub bakwas hai…

Jo pyar hmesa sath rhe wo saccha hai ji,

Jo musibato me kaam aaye wo achha hai ji,

Kabhi kabhi hamse bhi ho jati hai nadaniya,


Qki


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