Funny Tongue Twisters Wishes and Status Messages

Chunnu kay chacha ne,chunnu ki chachi ko,chandni raat mein,chandi ki chamach se,chatni chatai.

Samjh samajh ke samajh ko samjho,Samajh ko samajhna bhi aik samajh hai, jo samajh ko samajhta nahi, woh meri samajhmein nasamajh hai.

Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep.
The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed
shilly-shallied south.
These sheep shouldn't sleep in a shack;
sheep should sleep in a shed

A tutor who tooted a toot, tryed to teadh to tutors to toot. Said to the tutor, 'Is it harder to toot or two tutors to tutor to toot'?

She sells sea shells on the sea shore…. But the shells she sells are sea shells im shore.

3 Guys Name

What, Why, 'n When Were Talking

What:Why What R U Doing?

Why:I Dont Know What Are You Doing.

What:Why?

Why:Why R U Caling Me? What?

What:Now Why Did U Cal Me?

Why:What! When Did I Cal U?

When:What Is Your Problem Why Are You Calling Me?

Why:What? Did I Call You? When?

What & When: What

When:Why Are You Caling Urself?

Why:Did I Call Myself, When?

When:What?

What:...

Trouble iz not a trouble, trouble wont trouble u,
if u trouble a trouble, trouble will trouble u double trouble

Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born smart & handsome, but what the hell happened to you?

She offered him Honour.
He honoured her offer.
Then the whole night,
in honour of her offer.
He was ?on her? and ?off her

If you’re keen on stunning kites and cunning stunts, buy a cunning stunning stunt kite.

To Love a person you think you Love,
is a mistake number one in the books of Love.
in the books of Love it quotes 'do not Love'
'unless you're Loved by the one you Love'.

Love is not Love without the person who Loves,
without the person who Loves there is no Love.
without Love there is no person to Love,
but with Love there is a person to Love.

We can't stop Love when we start to Love,
so shower ur Lover with all your Love.
a small favour that you can do for Love,
is to return the Love of Your Great Love!

So search the world for that great Love,
'n when you find it don't fall inlove.
test their Love to be sure u're Loved
then when you're sure,be ready to Love.

A certain young fellow named Beebee
Wished to marry a lady named Phoebe
“But,” he said. “I must see
What the minister’s fee be
Before Phoebe be Phoebe Beebee”