Most Shared Good Pick Up Lines Wishes and Status Messages

Anjaan To Is Gam Se Koi Reh Nhi Sakta

Koi Sabr Karta Hai To Koi Seh Nhi Sakta

Mohabbat To Har Dil Ko Ho Jati Hai Lekin

Koi Izhar Karta Hai To Koi Keh Nhi sakta..

Thought of day...
'Badaam khaane se Akal itni nahi aati, Jitni Dhoka khaane se aati hai.
It's true ! Think.

Har pal intezaar aapka karte hai

duniya mein, sab se jayaada pyar

aapse karte hai, aap pyar hi nahi

zindagi bhi ho meri, isi lye to aapse

milne ki fariyad baar baar karte

hain.

A girl never express her liking for a
boy
Thinking boy should express first ...
And
A boy never express with a fear of losing
her as a friend
That?s why some love stories end before it
starts...

Boy:
Is Your Name Google?

Girl:
No! ... Why?

Boy:
'Cause U Got Everything I Am Searching 4

Apki berukhi ko bhi rutba diya hamne,

Dosti ka har farz ada kiya hamne,

Mat socho ke hamne bhula diya aapko,

Aaj fir aapse pehle aapko yaad kiya hamne.

I was staring on my cellphone and wondering what is the best words to express how i feel but i couldnt find one because u have occupied my mind all the time...all that i know is, im thinking of you

Cutest Proposal
Boy : kya mai aapka address jaan sakta hoon
Girl : kyun?
Boy : 1 din baraat leker aana hai

Height Of Expressing...!!

Boy: Is Ur Eyes From McDonald..??

Girl: (With Mysterious Look, Asks) Why..?

...Boy: Because...I m Loving it..:)

Relation is when someone hurts u,u dnt hurt back..
When someone shouts at u,
u dont shout back,But
when someone needs u,
u always come back

Common sense isn''t common

I don''t get even . . . . . I get odder

I don''t work here. I''m a consultant

Does killing time damage eternity?

Sending u ''1000'' smiles, take one for now & keep remaining 999 under ur pillow. Pick out 1 everytime u think of me, b''coz i wanna c u smiling always..

Never miss a good chance to shut up

Why''d they call it PMS? Cos Mad cow disease was already taken!

Victory is not the measure of the position where you are, rather than it is the amount of obstacles crossed by you to reach that position*.........*

I heard you took an IQ test and they said you''re results were negative.

You''re like a Pringle. Once I pop ya, I just can''t stop ya.

You know, I ain''t this tall. I''m just sitting on my wallet.

You know the Power company is looking for you coz you''re so electrifying.

You be the Dairy Queen and I''ll be your Burger King: if you treat me right I''ll do it your way

Why don''t you come over here, sit on my lap and we''ll talk about the first thing that pops up?

When I''m older, I''ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.

I''m betting that you cannot wait until tomorrow, because I bet that you get more and more beautiful every day.

I''d like to name a multiple orgasm after you.

I bet you $40 you''re gonna turn me down.

Do I know you from somewhere, because I don''t recognize you with your clothes on?

This is your CellPhone Operator. We just found out you''re too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it. Thank you