Good Pick Up Lines Wishes and Status Messages - Page 3

Relation is when someone hurts u,u dnt hurt back..
When someone shouts at u,
u dont shout back,But
when someone needs u,
u always come back

Sending u ''1000'' smiles, take one for now & keep remaining 999 under ur pillow. Pick out 1 everytime u think of me, b''coz i wanna c u smiling always..

No guts, no glory, no brain, same story

I''m as confused as a termite in a yo-yo

I''m not getting older...I''m getting bitter

If we quit voting will they all go away?

I''m not tense, just terribly, terribly alert

How do you get off a non-stop flight?

I don''t suffer from stress. I''m a carrier

Insanity is my only means of relaxation

When all else fails manipulate the data

How do I set the laser printer to stun?

INSTANT HUMAN (Just Add Coffee)

How come night falls but day breaks?

Hi-ho, hi-ho, it''s hand grenades I throw

Is it time for your medication or mine?

Victory is not the measure of the position where you are, rather than it is the amount of obstacles crossed by you to reach that position*.........*

Sensible Thought: Do not loose what you have, by desiring what U dont have; Because, what you have now, is one of the many things, u once desired....

Sensible Thought: Do not loose what you have, by desiring what U dont have; Because, what you have now, is one of the many things, u once desired....

Its always better to loose ur pride with someone u luv rather than loose someone u luv 4ur useless pride.

''''Success is like your own shadow...if u try to catch it u will never succeed..ignore it and walk in ur own way.It will follow u!''''..

Never hurt a heart that cares for u,bcoz wounded hearts r like crushd flowers dat never bloom again but leave d perfume on d hands dat crush them...............

I''d like to name a multiple orgasm after you.

I''m betting that you cannot wait until tomorrow, because I bet that you get more and more beautiful every day.

When I''m older, I''ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.

Why don''t you come over here, sit on my lap and we''ll talk about the first thing that pops up?

You be the Dairy Queen and I''ll be your Burger King: if you treat me right I''ll do it your way

You know the Power company is looking for you coz you''re so electrifying.

You know, I ain''t this tall. I''m just sitting on my wallet.

You''re like a Pringle. Once I pop ya, I just can''t stop ya.