Good Pick Up Lines Wishes and Status Messages - Page 3

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10 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Abhay # 87

Relation is when someone hurts u,u dnt hurt back..
When someone shouts at u,
u dont shout back,But
when someone needs u,
u always come back

10 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Yogeshman # 103

Sending u ''1000'' smiles, take one for now & keep remaining 999 under ur pillow. Pick out 1 everytime u think of me, b''coz i wanna c u smiling always..

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Anurag # 106

No guts, no glory, no brain, same story

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Manish # 75

I''m as confused as a termite in a yo-yo

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nitin # 119

I''m not getting older...I''m getting bitter

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Deepak # 110

If we quit voting will they all go away?

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Anika # 70

I''m not tense, just terribly, terribly alert

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Abhijeet # 50

How do you get off a non-stop flight?

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Cassandra Isabel Anc # 128

I don''t suffer from stress. I''m a carrier

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Deepak # 44

Insanity is my only means of relaxation

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Jamie Wilkinson # 125

When all else fails manipulate the data

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sujit # 80

INSTANT HUMAN (Just Add Coffee)

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kapil # 49

How do I set the laser printer to stun?

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rajiv Dhiman # 115

How come night falls but day breaks?

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By [email protected] # 121

Hi-ho, hi-ho, it''s hand grenades I throw

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Abhinav # 59

Is it time for your medication or mine?

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Jamie Wilkinson # 125

Victory is not the measure of the position where you are, rather than it is the amount of obstacles crossed by you to reach that position*.........*

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Piyush # 27

Sensible Thought: Do not loose what you have, by desiring what U dont have; Because, what you have now, is one of the many things, u once desired....

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nitin # 119

Its always better to loose ur pride with someone u luv rather than loose someone u luv 4ur useless pride.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Saket # 17

''''Success is like your own shadow...if u try to catch it u will never succeed..ignore it and walk in ur own way.It will follow u!''''..

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Angad # 92

Never hurt a heart that cares for u,bcoz wounded hearts r like crushd flowers dat never bloom again but leave d perfume on d hands dat crush them...............

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Priyanka # 57

Sensible Thought: Do not loose what you have, by desiring what U dont have; Because, what you have now, is one of the many things, u once desired....

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rishi # 66

I''d like to name a multiple orgasm after you.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Jyoti Sharma # 89

I''m betting that you cannot wait until tomorrow, because I bet that you get more and more beautiful every day.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Prem # 39

When I''m older, I''ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Retasha Sharma # 114

Why don''t you come over here, sit on my lap and we''ll talk about the first thing that pops up?

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Shinde # 20

You be the Dairy Queen and I''ll be your Burger King: if you treat me right I''ll do it your way

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Jyotsana # 16

You know the Power company is looking for you coz you''re so electrifying.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Cassandra Isabel Anc # 128

You know, I ain''t this tall. I''m just sitting on my wallet.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sourabh # 83

You''re like a Pringle. Once I pop ya, I just can''t stop ya.

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