Most Popular Good Pick Up Lines Wishes and Status Messages

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I''d put U and I together.

Boy:
Is Your Name Google?

Girl:
No! ... Why?

Boy:
'Cause U Got Everything I Am Searching 4

Cutest Proposal
Boy : kya mai aapka address jaan sakta hoon
Girl : kyun?
Boy : 1 din baraat leker aana hai

This is your CellPhone Operator. We just found out you''re too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it. Thank you

Just because you''re smart does not mean that the other guy is stupid.

Height Of Expressing...!!

Boy: Is Ur Eyes From McDonald..??

Girl: (With Mysterious Look, Asks) Why..?

...Boy: Because...I m Loving it..:)

Someday, we''ll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

I heard you took an IQ test and they said you''re results were negative.

I was staring on my cellphone and wondering what is the best words to express how i feel but i couldnt find one because u have occupied my mind all the time...all that i know is, im thinking of you

Remember: Don''t Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.

If I want your opinion, I''ll give it to you.

Why''d they call it PMS? Cos Mad cow disease was already taken!

Right now I''m having amnesia and deja vu at the same time - I think I''ve forgotten this before.

A girl never express her liking for a
boy
Thinking boy should express first ...
And
A boy never express with a fear of losing
her as a friend
That?s why some love stories end before it
starts...

Familiarity breeds children

Do not disturb. Already disturbed

Har pal intezaar aapka karte hai

duniya mein, sab se jayaada pyar

aapse karte hai, aap pyar hi nahi

zindagi bhi ho meri, isi lye to aapse

milne ki fariyad baar baar karte

hain.

Apki berukhi ko bhi rutba diya hamne,

Dosti ka har farz ada kiya hamne,

Mat socho ke hamne bhula diya aapko,

Aaj fir aapse pehle aapko yaad kiya hamne.

Common sense isn''t common

Relation is when someone hurts u,u dnt hurt back..
When someone shouts at u,
u dont shout back,But
when someone needs u,
u always come back

Thought of day...
'Badaam khaane se Akal itni nahi aati, Jitni Dhoka khaane se aati hai.
It's true ! Think.

Do pilots take crash-courses?

Never miss a good chance to shut up

Justice: A decision in your favor

Anjaan To Is Gam Se Koi Reh Nhi Sakta

Koi Sabr Karta Hai To Koi Seh Nhi Sakta

Mohabbat To Har Dil Ko Ho Jati Hai Lekin

Koi Izhar Karta Hai To Koi Keh Nhi sakta..

A feature is a bug with seniority

We do precision guesswork

I may not be perfect, but I''m all I got

If it ain''t chocolate, it ain''t dessert

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder