Hindi Funny Shayari Wishes and Status Messages

Har khwab humesha sacha nahi hota,
bohot zyada pyaar bhi acha nahi hota,
kisi ko kum na samajna is duniya mein dost,
kyu ki har dudh peene wala bachcha nahi hota.

Umar kya kahu kaafi nadan hai meri,
Has ke milna pehchan hai meri,
Apka Dil zakhmo se bhara ho to mujhe fone kiziye,
DILO ko Repair karne ki dukaan hai meri..

Zindgi mein sada muskurate raho,
fasle kam karo dil milate raho,
dard kesa bhi ho koi gham na karo,
iodex khrido aur lagate raho.

Baagon mein phool khilte rahenge,
raat mein deepak jalte rahenge,
khudaa aapko saari khushiyaan de,
baaki takleef to hum dete hi rahenge.

Arz kiya hai ankho main nami thi,
Aur vitamin ki kami thi..

Wah! Wah!

Jis se raat bhar chatting ki woh
girl friend ki mummy thi..

Arz kiya hai..
Muskarana to har ladki ki adaa hai.
Wah wah..
Gor farmaiye..
Muskarana to har ladki ki adaa hai.

Use jo mohabbat samjhe wo sabse bada GDHA hai.

Aisi WANI boliye ki jamkar JHAGDA hoye,
Gour farmaye..!
Aisi wani boliye ki jamkar JHAGDA hoye,

Par usse na boliye jo aap se TAGDA hoye!

Jalte hue deepo ki tarah jagmagate rahna,
hamari dua hai sada muskrate rahna,
kitni bhi chappalen pade tumhe e mere bhai,
zindgi bhar aap ladkiya patate rahna.

Teri dosti mein diwane ho gaye,
Tujhe apna banate-banate khud se begane ho gaye,
Pukar le pyar se ek baar mere dost,
Murgae ki aawaz sun ke zamane ho gaye.

Pyar ki gadi mein kabhi petrol nahi hota,
pyar ke safar mein kabhi panchar nahi hota,
Pyar jivan ki aisi gadi hai jis mein
2 se jayada passenger nahi hota.

Arz kya hai:
Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,
ki bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi,
aur
phool khilne se pahle bakri kha gayi.

Pucha mujh se chand sitaro ne
Tujhe bhula diya tere jigri yaaro ne
Maine muskurate hue kaha
Bhul to nahi sakte kamine
Bas lage honge kisi ko patane mein.

Zor se chali hawa udd gaye aap,
wah wah..
zor se chali hawa udd gaye aap,
phir..
phir kya

Ruk gayi hawa aur gir gaye aap.
Ha..Ha..Ha

Tajmahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota.
Tajmahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota.
Aaj hamara bhi bank balance hota,
Agar DADA Aashiq na hota!

Baharo ful barsao mera dost aaya hai,
hotho pe muskan gali me mahak laya hai,
barso tak thi jise pani se allergy.
wo aaj lux se nahaya hai!

Chicken aise pakao ke kaccha na ho
Wah wah

Chicken aise pakao k kaccha na ho..
Aur
Mohabbat aise nibhao k baccha na ho!
WaWa WaWa WaWa.

Student Shayari:
Aasma mein kaali ghata chai hai,
Aaj fir principal se mar khai hai,
Sab kehte hai sudhar ja,
Kya kare aaj madam fir sheela ban ke aayi hai.

Aankho se aansuo ki judaai kar do,
Dil se ghamo ki vidaai kar do,
Agar dil na lagey kahin tow,
Aa jaao mere ghar ki SAFAAi kar do..!!

Arz Kia Hai:
Petrol dalo to gari chalti hai,
Wah Wah

Petrol dalo to gari chalti hai,
Bhai Wah Wah

Petrol dalo to gari chalti hai,
Zara si tawajja plz

Bhai petrol dalo to gari chalti hai,
Kya irshaad farmaya hai,

Petrol dalo to gari chalti hai
Nahi dalo to nahi chalti hai.

Ek khawab ek khayal ek hakikat hai tu,
zindgi mein pane wali har zarurat hai tu,
jisko roz msg karne ko dil kare
are yaar vahi sweet si musibat hai tu.

Wo aaj bhi is garmi mein mar rahi hai.
e-dosto
Jo maine use ek baar keh diya tha..
Tum is sweater mein katrina kaif lag rahi ho.

Hamne tumse pyar kiya abla samajh kar,
Tere baap ne mujhe peeta tabla samajh kar,
Maine tumse pyar kiya durga samajh kar,
Tere bhaiyo ne mujhe kaata murga samajh kar.

Aapki smile ne saara jahan hila diya..
Aapki smile ne saara jahan hila diya..
Koma say jagey mareez ko permanent sula diya..!!
Good night..

Arz Kiya Hai..
Udhar aap majabur baithey hain
Idhar hum khamosh baithey hain..
Baat ho to kaise ho janab..
Jab dono taraf do kanjus baithey hain..!!

Arz Kiya hai..

Dil hai sachha aur dimaag hai Kachha,
Wah wah..

Dil hai sachha aur dimaag hai Kachha,
Wah wah..

Tere msgs nahi aa rahe kya baat hai Bachha..!!

Har safar mein aapka saath hum denge,
Apne pyar ki saugat hum denge,
Girne lage to hath hum denge,
aur
Na bhi gire to..
EK LAAT HUM DENGE.

Rainbow mein colour hota hai violet

wah wah!!

wah wah!!

Rainbow mein colour hota hai violet

Mam may i go to toilet.

Dil mein khuda hai,
Ankho mein nasha hai,
Bato mein maza hai,
Chahat mein ada hai,
Andaz bhi juda hai,
Dosti mein wafa hai,
Arey yaar.. Isiliye to sari
duniya HUM par fida hai.

Haath mein taaqat hai,
toh tajmahal ko hila kar dekh..
Warna aa baith ke do peg whiskey maar,
aur tajmahal ko hilta hua dekh..!!

Usne jo sher mara tow wah wah ho gayi..

Usne jo sher mara tow wah wah ho gayi..

Aur Maine jo sher mara toh..

toh

toh

Sherni widwa ho gayi..!!