Most Popular Hindi Funny Shayari Wishes and Status Messages

Most Popular Hindi Funny Shayari Wishes
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6 Years Ago | 23 shares | By Priyanka

Arz kiya hai..
Muskarana to har ladki ki adaa hai.
Wah wah..
Gor farmaiye..
Muskarana to har ladki ki adaa hai.

Use jo mohabbat samjhe wo sabse bada GDHA hai.

6 Years Ago | 8 shares | By Anika

Arz kiya hai ankho main nami thi,
Aur vitamin ki kami thi..

Wah! Wah!

Jis se raat bhar chatting ki woh
girl friend ki mummy thi..

7 Years Ago | 8 shares | By Sujit

Pucha mujh se chand sitaro ne
Tujhe bhula diya tere jigri yaaro ne
Maine muskurate hue kaha
Bhul to nahi sakte kamine
Bas lage honge kisi ko patane mein.

7 Years Ago | 12 shares | By Saket

Tajmahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota.
Tajmahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota.
Aaj hamara bhi bank balance hota,
Agar DADA Aashiq na hota!

7 Years Ago | 11 shares | By Ashish

Chicken aise pakao ke kaccha na ho
Wah wah

Chicken aise pakao k kaccha na ho..
Aur
Mohabbat aise nibhao k baccha na ho!
WaWa WaWa WaWa.

7 Years Ago | 5 shares | By Bhawesh

Zor se chali hawa udd gaye aap,
wah wah..
zor se chali hawa udd gaye aap,
phir..
phir kya

Ruk gayi hawa aur gir gaye aap.
Ha..Ha..Ha

6 Years Ago | 6 shares | By Kalika

Zindgi mein sada muskurate raho,
fasle kam karo dil milate raho,
dard kesa bhi ho koi gham na karo,
iodex khrido aur lagate raho.

10 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Harish

Dil mein khuda hai,
Ankho mein nasha hai,
Bato mein maza hai,
Chahat mein ada hai,
Andaz bhi juda hai,
Dosti mein wafa hai,
Arey yaar.. Isiliye to sari
duniya HUM par fida hai.

7 Years Ago | 9 shares | By Pranshu

Jalte hue deepo ki tarah jagmagate rahna,
hamari dua hai sada muskrate rahna,
kitni bhi chappalen pade tumhe e mere bhai,
zindgi bhar aap ladkiya patate rahna.

7 Years Ago | 3 shares | By Nimish

Arz kya hai:
Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,
ki bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi,
aur
phool khilne se pahle bakri kha gayi.

6 Years Ago | 3 shares | By Shashank

Umar kya kahu kaafi nadan hai meri,
Has ke milna pehchan hai meri,
Apka Dil zakhmo se bhara ho to mujhe fone kiziye,
DILO ko Repair karne ki dukaan hai meri..

6 Years Ago | 20 shares | By Kanishk

Aisi WANI boliye ki jamkar JHAGDA hoye,
Gour farmaye..!
Aisi wani boliye ki jamkar JHAGDA hoye,

Par usse na boliye jo aap se TAGDA hoye!

7 Years Ago | 4 shares | By Sakshi

Baharo ful barsao mera dost aaya hai,
hotho pe muskan gali me mahak laya hai,
barso tak thi jise pani se allergy.
wo aaj lux se nahaya hai!

6 Years Ago | 4 shares | By Saurabh

Baagon mein phool khilte rahenge,
raat mein deepak jalte rahenge,
khudaa aapko saari khushiyaan de,
baaki takleef to hum dete hi rahenge.

6 Years Ago | 4 shares | By Charan

Har khwab humesha sacha nahi hota,
bohot zyada pyaar bhi acha nahi hota,
kisi ko kum na samajna is duniya mein dost,
kyu ki har dudh peene wala bachcha nahi hota.

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Arjun

Wo aaj bhi is garmi mein mar rahi hai.
e-dosto
Jo maine use ek baar keh diya tha..
Tum is sweater mein katrina kaif lag rahi ho.

10 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Rahul

CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye toh PAAON mein nahi aati

Wah-Wah

CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye to PAAON mein nahi aati

Aur GIRLFRND moti ho jaye to BAHON mein nahi aati!

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sanjay

Arz Kiya hai..

Dil hai sachha aur dimaag hai Kachha,
Wah wah..

Dil hai sachha aur dimaag hai Kachha,
Wah wah..

Tere msgs nahi aa rahe kya baat hai Bachha..!!

7 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Varun

Teri dosti mein diwane ho gaye,
Tujhe apna banate-banate khud se begane ho gaye,
Pukar le pyar se ek baar mere dost,
Murgae ki aawaz sun ke zamane ho gaye.

7 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Angad

Pyar ki gadi mein kabhi petrol nahi hota,
pyar ke safar mein kabhi panchar nahi hota,
Pyar jivan ki aisi gadi hai jis mein
2 se jayada passenger nahi hota.

10 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Saket

Arz Kia Hai:
Petrol dalo to gari chalti hai,
Wah Wah

Petrol dalo to gari chalti hai,
Bhai Wah Wah

Petrol dalo to gari chalti hai,
Zara si tawajja plz

Bhai petrol dalo to gari chalti hai,
Kya irshaad farmaya hai,

Petrol dalo to gari chalti hai
Nahi dalo to nahi chalti hai.

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Priyanka

India is nation and Dadar is station,
wha wha
India is nation and & dadar is station,
Do not fall in love, First complete your Education..!!

8 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Rajat

Phone mat kiya karo Dear,
Mom hoti hai near,
Papa se lagta hai fear
Baat bhi hoti nahi clear,
Isliye SMS karo Dear,
Witout fear & very clear..

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Deepak

Aapki smile ne saara jahan hila diya..
Aapki smile ne saara jahan hila diya..
Koma say jagey mareez ko permanent sula diya..!!
Good night..

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Shobhit

Phone ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai.
Balance rakhkar bhi log garib hote hai
Khud to msg karte nahi hai,
Muft ke msg padhne ke kitne shauqin hote hai.

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sachitendra

Har safar mein aapka saath hum denge,
Apne pyar ki saugat hum denge,
Girne lage to hath hum denge,
aur
Na bhi gire to..
EK LAAT HUM DENGE.

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Richa

Ek khawab ek khayal ek hakikat hai tu,
zindgi mein pane wali har zarurat hai tu,
jisko roz msg karne ko dil kare
are yaar vahi sweet si musibat hai tu.

8 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Gazal

Student Shayari:
Aasma mein kaali ghata chai hai,
Aaj fir principal se mar khai hai,
Sab kehte hai sudhar ja,
Kya kare aaj madam fir sheela ban ke aayi hai.

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kanishk

Dosti agar buri hai to hone mat do,
Ho gai to use khone mat do,
Aur agar dost ho sabse pyara to
us dost ko chain ki neend sone mat do.

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rajiv Dhiman

Arz Kiya Hai..
Udhar aap majabur baithey hain
Idhar hum khamosh baithey hain..
Baat ho to kaise ho janab..
Jab dono taraf do kanjus baithey hain..!!

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Rajat 542 18 542
Rahul 539 19 539
Sanjay 525 23 525
Charan 522 24 522
Kanishk 521 26 521
Gazal 518 28 518
Harish 516 30 516
Arjun 510 33 510