Hindi Jokes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 27

Girl (romantically) to Rajnikanth: 1 chutki sindoor ki keemat tum kya jano?

Rajnikanth: 0.00078924576 Rs. per gram.
Don`t mess with Rajni!

Teacher: Tumhaare aur harish ka answer ek jaisa hai, woh kaise?
Student: Kyunki question ek hi tha na masterji, isliye.

Plumber:- Sir pipe naya laga dia hai aur bill Rs.700/- ho gaya.
Engineer:- Are itna tu main engineer ho ke bhi nahin kamata :o
Plumber:- Main bhi nahi kamata tha jab engineer tha!!

winter season me :
Golu-Are yaar nadi se bhaap kyu nikal raha hai..?
Molu-Lagta hai machchaliyan chai bana rahi hain..

wife:mujhe kahi mehangi jagah le kar chalo
husband:chalo petrol pump chalte hai

elephant to ant

elephant-kahan jaa rahi ho?








ant-dress silwane.

















elephant-kapda bache to mere liye bhi kuch silwalena

Height of Emotional Atyachaar-

GF- Mai ro ro k tere liye jaan de dungi

BF-Ok ro le jitna rona hai par 1 buket bhar k rona
mujhe nahana hai

Teachar: Kya tum aisa kuch kar sakte ho jo koi aur nahin kar sakta?

GOLU: Sir, mai apni handwriting padh sakta hun

GOLU ne naya Saloon khola.

1 Aadmi Shave karane aaya.

GOLU-Muchhe rakhni hai?

Man-Ha.

GOLU Muchchhe kaat ke-Lo ji rakh lo jaha rakhni hai

GOLU: Tere Ghar Se Ek Ladki Mujhe Khidki Ke Pichhe Se Rumal Se Ishara Karti Hai

MOLU- Wo Naukrani Hai Jo Khidki Ke Shishe Saaf Krti Hai...

Kanjus:
Aap kya Lenge,Thanda ya Garam ?
GOLU: Dono hi Mangwado
Kanjus: Sunti ho Do Glass Pani le Aana. Ek Freezer se aur Dusra Gezer se
Ha...Ha.

Aankhon me Aansu, Chehre par hansi hai.

Sanso me aahen,
Dil me bebasi hai.

Pehle kyu nhi btaya

Darwaze me ungli phasi hai

Patni-Aapki Blue Shirt Mujh Se Jal Gayi
Pati-Mere Paas Waisi Ek Aur Shirt H
Patni-Pata Hai, Maine Usme Se Kapda Kaat Ke Pehle Wale Me Laga Diya Hai

Aisi-ki- taisi kab hoti hai?
Kab lagta hai ki ab to bhagwan bhi nai bacha sakta
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Ans:-jab DAST lage our pajame ka naada na khule

Santa was working 1st time in a Garment shop.
Girl-Jara Underwear dikhana.
Santa sharma ke-Ji Aaj nahi pehni!
Kal aana..

Patni Gusse Me- Aaj Ke Baad Mai
Tumse Baat Nahi Karungi
Pati- Kyu Tum Gungi Hone Wali Ho
Patni- Nahi,Tumhe Behra Karne Wali Hu

TEACHER to GOLU:Tumhare Papa kya karte hai?

GOLU-Jo meri MUMMY kehti hai wo..

Santa to his mother-Maa Khush khabri hai
Ma-Bol beta
Santa-Hum 2 se 3 ho gaye hai
Ma-Beta hua ya Beti
Santa-na Beta na Beti, Teri Bahu ne Doosri Shadi kar li hai!

Mother-Beta tUm nE chote bhai ko kursi kyu maari??



Beta-(hanstay hue) haha mom kyu k tAbLe mujhse uthai nahi gAi

Manager 2 Santa :- Aapki shadi ho gayi ???
Santa :- Ji haan, ek ladki se hui.
Manager :- Shadi to ladki se hi hoti hai...
Santa :- Nahi ji, meri bahan ki shadi to ladke se hui......

GOLU-Tum to kaha Rahe The Ki Mai cement ki factory
Banauga to abhi tak banaya nai
MOLU-Kya karu Factory banay k liyae Cement hi
nahi mil raha

- interview -

Question: To bataiye PANI ke bina insan kese marega?

Answer- Sir, PANI Nahi hoga to insaan tairega kaise? Tairega nai to doob jayega!! den dead...

RAAZ Cricket Khel Kar Aaya
FARAZ-Kitne Runs Banae
RAAZ-Century Hone Me 100 Runs Baqi The
Mai Out Ho Gya

Santa child - mere papa bahut darpok hain.

Banta child - how?

Santa child - jab bhi road cross karten hain, meri ungli pakar lete hain

Air Hostess to Raaz in plane-Raaz Sahab Aap Kya Lenge?

Raaz-Mai Neeche Uter kar Rickshaw Loonga

Santa asked his frend,"kya tumharay underwear mein suraakh hain?"Frend replied "No"Santa said,"tou phir taangain kahan sey daalta hai saalay..."

Pappu-Yar Mai bohat preshan hu..
Dipu-Kyun Kya Huwa..?
Pappu-Yaar subah se hum ko koi battery low k number se miss call de raha hai

Two Lovers In Pak-Tower...
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Boy: Tm Itna Presshan Q Ho?
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Girl: Kuch Nhi.
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Boy: Sharma Rhi Ho Kya...?
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Girl: Nhi Woh Mein Ghalti Sy

"Letreen"

Ki Chappal Pehan Kr Agyi.. :->

Father: beta tum history mein fail kyun ho gaye the?
Beta: papa , sabhi question us time ke the jab mein paida bhi nahi hua tha.

GF: Where is my Birthday gift..
BF: you cav see that red hot ferrari on the otherside of road..
GF:(excitingly)-Yes
BF: Same color ki nailpolish li hee tere liye...